sammynb

You mean you haven't got a range of branded glasses, snaffled from the better quality of pub over the years? What kind of savage are you? Of course I do, take your pick you can have either a hoegaarden, erdinger, chimay, bitburger *spits* or franziskaner. Sorry I broke the Asahi glass the other day. Or you can have just a plain old aussie schooner mate! Come on Martin your bier is getting warm!

What were you expecting to see, NUFC?

It's nein erdinger but a fucking bargain Martin. My local has Hoegaarden at $54 a case normally $90 > anyone care for a bier? I'm a Leffe man myself, failing that a decent Kristallweizen usually hits the spot at this time of year, but a Hoegaarden will do quite nicely. Bring it on. See I just can't get into Kristallweizen, it's just to close to pils in colour, a Weiss bier or Dunkel go down a treat and Hoegaarden is the cheaper alternative to a Chimay Rouge. Hold on Martin I'm just off to the fridge. Out of the bottle ok or do you need a glass???

It's nein erdinger but a fucking bargain Martin. My local has Hoegaarden at $54 a case normally $90 > anyone care for a bier?

the triffids - black swan

Shades of Rob Lee in this decision. Can I just remind everyone KK signed and converted from a winger our best centre midfielder of the last twenty years. And as Alex said Charlie is to dumb to play in the centre or in a free role. His decision making is appaling.

magnetic fields - distortion

How much understeer do those cars have? Understeer? Don't you mean oversteer Laz? There are two defining moments in the car chase that really make it for me. When the Charger's driver secures his belt and the passenger his oblivious and when the Charger hits the camera as it swings wide (oversteers ) around one of the corners (footage which the director originally thought was lost). Another plus is the fact we all get an opportunity to appreciate how good Jacqueline Bisset's arse was in its' prime. The chase in the original Gone in 60 seconds is almost as good (four times as long), especially considering the roads weren't closed for the shoot, it's just a shame that the flim itself is crap.

If he's not already he will be after Cath sees this crap joke!

tbh

I blame the Muslims. I blame you. I blame the Krauts. I blame the Jews. I blame the Admins. Easy targets tbf. I blame boredom and stupidity.

deluded

Actually you're right Dave, I'm sorry I wasted so much time even acknowledging you over the years, slinging you things like music or conversation when no-one else will talk to you. I sorry you don't know the difference between making things a personal insult and a humourous jibe. I'm sorry you don't know about football. I'm sorry I just didn't do what most on this board do and call you a fat cunt. Maybe that's because I'm a thick, not good enough to be english, aussie, antipodean fanny flap, on my period. And back on topic, I'm sorry you're not able to see Lampard is a decent footballer who if he left the league would be a loss to the neutrals out there.

Obviously you have your smilie ignore on. I can see a few amusing insults followed by a or a And I thought the wacky one was amusing but I can see why you'd be upset about having your tongue up the little man's arse. Over the top? Maybe. But as I said for someone who is all to willing to accept downloads from others privately and then lambaste them public because they're "foreign" you're using nothing but cheap shots. Lastly you're right Dave you are a pompous cock and I'm sorry about that.

1st reply: 2nd reply: 3rd rply: And up until this point I had been nothing but piss taking. But hey obviously you are the victim here. Dave I'll say again, put me on ignore.

Not it wasn't. My first post was a simple opinion piece where I stated my opinion which neither demanded, nor called for any response from you. Certainly not with the venom you included. What venom? The what utter bollocks comment? Yeah real venomous. Whatever Dave, go away.

I miss Soundgarden. But at least Rage is back. francoiz breut - vingt a trente mille jours

Take away the cool sponsor and it's just another boring white shirt, with a smig of black.

To be honest you sounded like a couple of repressed homos flirting. Danny you sure you're not up for some fish action, that's twice you've mentioned "gettin it on!"

Here David let me line it all up for you: Ronaldo one of the best midfielders in the league. Lampard, a mere waif to your fat arse, one of the best midfielders in the league. You said Giggs and Scholes are two of the best midfielders in the league, you are about 4 years out of touch. Any or all of them leave England to play in another league, no great loss because they don't play for Newcastle. f(op)ish's arse is handed back to him on a plate. Now fuck off and choke on your tea. ahhhh so your whole argument is that you think I'm off the mark when I say that it's my opinion that Scholes and Giggs are better players than Frank Lampard and that you don't care who leaves the league as long as they're of no loss to Newcastle. That's why you're slinging petulant insults and wailing on? Sammy man, you've made yourself look a total tit in this thread and if all you wanted to do is call someone names I think you'd have been better off going to a school. I couldn't give two figs if you rate Lampard highly, lowly or not at all, I couldn't care if you disagree with my valuation of other players, you've spent the majority of this thread being a dick and expecting me to apologise for not agreeing with you. Irrespective of the direct impact on Newcastle United, Christiano Ronaldo moving abroad will noticeably weaken the English Premier League and it's my opinion that Frank Lampard's departure will not have such an impact. That's all I've ever said, of course when it comes down to it this doesn't affect Newcastle United, but I'm blessed with the gift of not viewing things from one perspective, maybe you should try it some time? Frank Lampard's departure will not have such a big impact on the league as Ronaldo's That's an opinion sammy and if you can get your head out your arse long enough to see that you've been having a juvenile argument along an entirely different tack to me, I honestly think you owe me an apology. If you cannot see you've been a dick then I guess the best bet is that I simply not reply again. Holden to answer your question it was a bit of banter and piss taking with fish but... Davey my boy what do you expect when your first post finishes with: I enjoy a good bit of banter, which is where this thread should have headed but when you want to be a condesending cunt because you think living in Leeds makes you a better judge of anything well you make it any posters mission to point out what a pompous clueless twat you can be. As for your apology, blow that out your arse. For someone who is all to willing to accept downloads from others privately and then lambaste them public because they're "foreign" and obviously should apologies, you can fuck right off. Dave I suggest you put me on ignore from this moment on because everytime you say something stupid, like "Lampard leaving the league will be no great loss to the league itself," I'm going to be there to comment and remind you what a clueless cunt you really are. end of.

6.5m for lampard though. Ano just saw that. Crouch for 20 mill and Lampard for 7. Is it a length of contract thing? Maybe Benny is charging by the inch for Crouch.

Why do you feel like being the kosher meat in a sammy and fish sandwich? Sorry only f(op)ish takes it.

Here David let me line it all up for you: Ronaldo one of the best midfielders in the league. Lampard, a mere waif to your fat arse, one of the best midfielders in the league. You said Giggs and Scholes are two of the best midfielders in the league, you are about 4 years out of touch. Any or all of them leave England to play in another league, no great loss because they don't play for Newcastle. f(op)ish's arse is handed back to him on a plate. Now fuck off and choke on your tea.

Sorry to rain on your parade people but it's a global recession and it has been coming for a long time now. With the collapse of the US sub prime, rising fuel prices and the boom of the chinese and indian economies not being able to continue at the rate they have been for the last couple of years, it was just there, waiting. One of my biggest clients is an auto manufacturer and recently the word has come out from the parent company, cut costs and lose people. And these guys, well lets put it this way, there isn't much bigger when it comes to volumes sold but this is how they are preparing not just here, in every country the produce vehicles. Oh and don't worry NZ will suffer, they don't have enough resources to feed the four million sheep and three people. grass feeds the sheep tbf. Fucking hell man, do you think NZ is a land of mines and minerals? Grass is their only resource. That and misplaced U's

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