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You rated Giggs and Scholes as currently better midfielders Gerrard is borderline, a bit like you some days. To be honest where did I say I rate him? I just gave you some figures to help you back up your point, didn't they? f(op)ish old chum, time for a pims and maybe a spot of cricket, what? what? There's a chap, it's a bit more your pace and dashing in a blazer tut ta.

David who is upset? I'm disappointed at your lack of understanding of football and your fop like refusal to realise that you have made an uneducated comment but as I said my f(op)ish: By the way Lampard leaving the league is up there with Ronaldo leaving the league if it means my team becomes a little more competitive, I'll wire them the bus fare. And I've made myself look like an arse how? By pointing out your short comings? Well if that makes me look an arse then call me thompers and suck my kid rock

Sorry to rain on your parade people but it's a global recession and it has been coming for a long time now. With the collapse of the US sub prime, rising fuel prices and the boom of the chinese and indian economies not being able to continue at the rate they have been for the last couple of years, it was just there, waiting. One of my biggest clients is an auto manufacturer and recently the word has come out from the parent company, cut costs and lose people. And these guys, well lets put it this way, there isn't much bigger when it comes to volumes sold but this is how they are preparing not just here, in every country the produce vehicles. Oh and don't worry NZ will suffer, they don't have enough resources to feed the four million sheep and three people.

Only after my lass has finished sucking my cock Dave you twat. fish you are fop, with your expert opinion about a game you can't play and your sage advice about an act you've never physically been involved in. By the way Lampard leaving the league is up there with Ronaldo leaving the league if it means my team becomes a little more competitive, I'll wire them the bus fare. By the way I noticed you didn't guess which stats belong to which player, don't you know f(op)ish?

Look up!

He will seeing they're in the Champions League next season.

By the way I think the point of your argument is:

Possibly but Dave when someone makes a flop like comment you are the first to point out the error of their ways, well today you are flop and I just thought I'd do you the favour

How about you just call it the league like the rest of the english speaking world. Dave, with the exception of your beloved Ronaldo, name a better proven midfielder that plays in the league? Giggs, Scholes, Gerrard, Fabregas. Off the top of my head like. but, what was my point Sammy, because so far you're just arguing for the fun of it. Really? See Dave you just showing up how little football you actually watch. Scholes and Giggs at the moment are bit players. Gerrard is over-rated and believes he is bigger than any team he plays in. I'd say that you got one out of four correct. A couple of quick stats for you, tell me who they belong to out of the four players you've listed and Lampard: App Sub Goals 40 (2) 20 = 43 (10) 4 = 52 (5) 21 = 45 (2) 13 = 34 (4) 2 = Now David before you get all indignant on us, yes we all know goals don't make a midfielder but if you want I can find the assist for last season and you'll find a similar pattern. Maybe what you'd be best to remember in the scheme of this whole discussion are these stats for our midfielder with the (edit) 2nd most appearances for last season: 37 (7) 0 =

And chances are we'd still be stuck with Allardyce as manager if that was the case. I'd rather do without Arshavin personally.

How about you just call it the league like the rest of the english speaking world. Dave, with the exception of your beloved Ronaldo, name a better proven midfielder that plays in the league?

Oh but Tom, Dave is so much fun when he's like this!

Listen here you wacky's arse rimming fool. The only people who care whether Christ "he's fallen over again" Ronaldo is leaving are those that support the team he plays for. Or are you sima in disguise? And David, do I need to quote your exact words again? Or are you going all stevie/thompers/crimson on us and trying to back out of what you said, AGAIN? Here let me quote you so you don't have far to look: Now loosen your blazer, it's cutting off your oxygen supply.

Ashley's worse don't you know? He wants to sell to Bin Laden! If you ever needed proof of the media's current bias, the actual headlines on Newcastle rumours compared to those of an ousted, being prosecuted for corruption, prime minister are proof of the shit stirring currently going on.

Fuck off you pompous, blazer wearing, wordsworth wannabe tool Dave (is that better?) Yes so when Ronaldo fucks off to Madrid next week there will be a few, like yourself, that are disappointed. Me personally I'll be quite chuffed as it will mean the ever increasing gap between my club and another of those that wear red will be decreased ever so slightly. I think you might need to reread your post. Indignant? Asshole. Hairy. Armpit. Calling. David

In honour of today let's recap some of my best work. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=484277 Some days you just can't help feeling like the berb. Happy b/day you auto engineering/it/wizza

It's been a roaring success at spuds anarl! David Pleat But are the rumours true about the DOF wanting to have their title to Director of midfield?

What absolute bollocks Dave! He's better than most in the league and suffers a lot from his poor performances for Ingerlund. I have him at the toon in a shot, at least we'd then occassionally have one from our midfield.

Monday's gossip column BREAKING GOSSIP Latest transfer rumours will appear here throughout the day. TRANSFER RUMOURS Inter Milan have made an official £6.5m opening offer for Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard. (The Sun) Chelsea are ready to bid £75m for AC Milan's Brazilian playmaker Kaka after their initial "astronomical" bid was turned down. (Daily Express) Another Brazil superstar, Barcelona's Ronaldinho, has turned down a move to Manchester City, despite the offer of a salary of £200,000 a week. (Various) Ronaldinho will join AC Milan, says Brazil boss Carlos Dunga. (Daily Mirror) Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon has insisted his club are odds-on favourites to sign Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo. (The Sun) But Calderon has said any deal for the £70m-rated winger is off until he proves his fitness after he undergoes ankle surgery. (The Mirror) Arsenal, Tottenham and Aston Villa are battling to sign Real Madrid midfielder Ruben de la Red. (Daily Mail) Blackburn want to sign Fulham midfielder Steve Davis. (Daily Telegraph) Tottenham full-back Pascal Chimbonda will this week seal an £8m switch to Valencia. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool hope to tempt Aston Villa to part with Gareth Barry by adding Steve Finnan to their existing £15m offer for the England midfielder. (Telegraph) Manchester United and Arsenal are locked in an £18m battle to sign Ajax striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar. (Daily Star) Newcastle are preparing a £4m bid for Switzerland international midfielder Gokhan Inler. (Telegraph) Portsmouth have sealed a club record £10m deal for Liverpool striker Peter Crouch. (Various) Pompey boss Harry Redknapp will now sell striker David Nugent to Hull for £3m. (Various) Redknapp is also preparing to make moves for Reading full-back Nicky Shorey and Tottenham defender Younes Kaboul. (Various) Fulham are leading the chase to capture Rosenborg full-back Fredrik Stoor, who is also wanted by Blackburn, Manchester City and Wigan. (Daily Mail) Russia playmaker Andrei Arshavin is stalling on a move to Arsenal, while the futures of Alex Hleb and Emmanuel Adebayor are uncertain. (Various) Adebayor is wanted by Barcelona and the Spanish giants are set to push on with their pursuit. (Daily Mail) Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood says the club will not sell Adebayor but admits Hleb may leave. (Various) But if Adebayor does move, the Gunners will try to sign Blackburn's Roque Santa Cruz. (Daily Mail) Hull manager Phil Brown is set to bid £1.4m for QPR midfielder Martin Rowlands. (Various) Brown also wants Dutch striker Roy Makaay, who is available from Feyenoord for £1,5m, and £3m-rated Wolves midfielder Seyi Olofinjana. (Telegraph) Bolton's young German midfielder Kevin Wolze plans to sign for Bundesliga side Wolfsburg. (Daily Mirror) Bolton and Middlesbrough want to sign Reading's £3.5m-rated midfielder James Harper. (Daily Mirror) Wigan boss Steve Bruce has pulled out of the race for Croatia striker Ivan Klasnic after the player said it is too cold for him in England. (Various) Birmingham are determined to hold on to James McFadden, who is wanted by Blackburn and Celtic. (Daily Star) Watford say defender Danny Shittu is not for sale, despite interest from Premier League clubs and Scottish giants Rangers and Celtic. (Various) Leicester chairman Milan Mandaric is ion the verge of completing an £800,000 deal for CSKA Sofia defender Aleksander Tunchev. (Daily Mirror) Carlisle striker Joe Garner will join Nottingham Forest this week in a £500,000 deal. (Daily Mirror) Burnley are set to beat off competition from Cardiff to sign Dutch midfielder Remco van der Schaaf. (Daily Mail) But the Bluebirds are set to lose striker Robbie Fowler, who will join Dubai club Al-Ahli. (The Sun) OTHER GOSSIP Manchester United assistant boss Carlos Queiroz is set to take over as Portugal manager. (The Sun) United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is likely to promote from within to replace Queiroz, with Academy boss Brian McClair a leading contender. (Mirror) AND FINALLY Newcastle fans have reacted furiously after learning that relatives of Osama Bin Laden are among the front runners to buy their club. The Bin Ladens, who own a Saudi Arabian building firm, are set to bid £300m for the Premier League club. (The Sun) Story from BBC SPORT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport2/hi...ers/7492700.stm Published: 2008/07/07 07:27:55 GMT © BBC MMVIII

Many a champion over the years have based their whole game on it not being end to end stuff.

You just know it's all about shit stirring. Notice the compensation for Jonas stories have stopped because they know it's a non-story. So this week it's the club is being sold to the scum of the earth (either Bin Ladin or 'mericans). Next week it will be KK has no power and wise manager elect. etc etc

'Disappointed' was the other Electronic track with Neil Tennant. First album really good, then rubbish. Does anyone remember the other New Order spin-off groups? No that's because they were shit just like Electronic's second album! FYP

FYP Go buy the new album woman! nick cave - dig! lazurus dig!

British lasses and huntsman are a match made in heaven. The most harmless spider in the universe although ugly and hairy but no it doesn't matter! "Kill it, kill it! Stomp that poor helpless fucker into the ground until nothing but your fooprint is left, in China." She wouldn't let me kill it like. Not that I wanted to. I had to catch it and put it outside. What a waste of time. Needed some Dutch courage first btw. flop you idiot, that's the strangest looking spider I've ever seen.

Banners? There are banners? You were looking at the banners? It's a bit hard to miss when the page opens up and the first thing you see is a big black cock being forced down some chicks throat, with the next frame being a well abused clunge and toyfriend, etc, etc. Anyway I only noticed them for as long as it took for the image to open, then I was all teat in the eye blind like the rest of you filthy pervs.