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Adamstown and Dungog (which is a shite little pit village just north of Newcastle) past Hexham.

What happens if you end up dating a deeky gerd with great norks?

I miss Barry Davies, sometimes he was a cunt, sometimes he was an even bigger cunt, sometimes he was the biggest cunt in the world. But all in all, he was a good'un By the way stevie, you'd be last just after the james bl©unt fan.

No offence but if that's as bad as it gets, I'm a lucky man. Have a good'un, it's past my bed time.

Fucking hell are you trying to turn this into a bitch fest? Come on I'll 'ave ya! No what I'm saying is Allardyce is shite, he isn't going to take the club forward in the long run so let Mort get out there and find another manager, then either move him upstairs or ask him for his resignation. Clear as mud now? No mention of IF. No mention of thin air, thin lizzy or flat stanley. No mention of me being right, correct or the fucking king anywhere. There is me mentioning that I have enough confidence in our new chairman Mr Mort being smart enough to employ a manager that will take the club forward both on and off the field. There is mention of me stating we have seen this all before with the last two mangers and sticking by them does not take the club forward. I could list half a dozen available managers that would be perfect for the job but what would be the point in that, happy face you're smart enough to know who they are and no Hitzfield isn't on that list. I see you didn't address the reasons why I think Shepherd hired Allardyce, so does this mean you agree or disagree with it? Lastly, I really don't think I'm in the minority when it comes to Allardyce, there are a lot of "wait until the end of the season" opinions out there and that's because people are living in fear of the laughing stock mentality you mentioned. To be honest I think that's as long as he'll last anyway.

You forgot the n twatface Yeah I may have a bit of a cunt streak and yeah it's a shitty disease but I'm over feeling sorry for celebrities because life turns out to be a cunt for them as well. No-one but those close to you will give a fuck when you die of bowel cancer, no-one but the remaining few people that I haven't pissed off will give a fuck when I get run down and paralysed by that drunk copper that drunk five to many because the stress of the job is all to much for him. That's life and why is it any different if I write a few slightly humorous books? Of course the same characters make for similar books, you really do think you're talking to simpletons sometimes don't you??? Seriously, we are talking about mythical, fantasy fiction of course it's all the same, it's not as if he's Bertold Brecht now is it? I do apologise sammy, was in a foul mood this morning. But wykikitoon you don't have to because there is nothing to apologise for. Life's a shite moment waiting to happen and it happens to all us, even the lucky few are touched slightly by it. By the way I'm off out tomorrow to finish some christmas shopping so I think I might see if I can track down his latest. No doubt it will be similar to all the others but I bet I get a laugh out of it at some point. Hopefully we'll find something to laugh at because it's got to be better than worrying about it all the time.

Can you not read man? What do you think getting it right means? I think the fact that you didn't even read the above quote in my post sort of puts the following statement from you into perspective and justifies my comment about it not worth discussing with you. You obviously haven't read other people's posts also if you think I'm a majority of one.

You forgot the n twatface Yeah I may have a bit of a cunt streak and yeah it's a shitty disease but I'm over feeling sorry for celebrities because life turns out to be a cunt for them as well. No-one but those close to you will give a fuck when you die of bowel cancer, no-one but the remaining few people that I haven't pissed off will give a fuck when I get run down and paralysed by that drunk copper that drunk five to many because the stress of the job is all to much for him. That's life and why is it any different if I write a few slightly humorous books? Of course the same characters make for similar books, you really do think you're talking to simpletons sometimes don't you??? Seriously, we are talking about mythical, fantasy fiction of course it's all the same, it's not as if he's Bertold Brecht now is it?

As opposed to where he played for Bolton under Allardyce? Do you think Sam can remember back that far?

Firstly there is no capital in my name, secondly because they are all quite reasonable reads and humorous, in a same way, lastly I didn't buy them all myself, haven't you ever had a girlfriend (should I stop this sentence now?) that latches onto the idea you like something? By the way, for a bunch of Pratchett fans and alex, you lot seem to have had a humour bypass recently. No doubt Pratchett's already making jokes in his next book about........... ........what were we talking about?

"You never count your money, when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin', when the dealin's done." Fuck some days I wish you'd just fold'em! Forget all this attractive football shite, we haven't played attractive football consistantly since SBR took the team to third. How are people going to react when at home against Derby Allardyce sets his team to stiffle the opposition? If it works and we win, I'll be over the moon. If Allardyce finishes us higher year on year for (say) 3 years running, getting us back into Europe long term but with some dull football, i'll be more than happy. You seriously want us to appoint a fifth manager in the space of three years, just to avoid the odd bit of boredom, even if there's some fun (like Arsenal) mixed in there. We're already a laughing stock man. Even the mackems accept their lot in life with more dignity than this. Were you a Shepherd fan? Serious question because he was also keen on getting rid of any manager that looked like they might not finish top 5, and that's why most fans can't stand the fat fuck. For sacking people at the wrong time and making the Newcastle job about as appealing as England, though it was very appealing when he took charge. I personally hate him for being a fat arrogant prick who could not see when he made a mistake and had the footballing management judgement of a dead rat. Oh and for using NUFC as his own personal cash cow and shitting on the fans. QFT and I also feel fat Freddy employed Allardyce for all the wrong reasons. He like Shepherd isn't (wasn't) adverse to a few dodgy transfers, Allardyce is know to get the best out of cheap and bargain players, etc. Then everything changed. Happy face in answer to your question and I wonder why you even posed it considering like me you've been posting on this board for a while and should already know the answer, no I wasn't a Shepherd fan, I was quite vocal in my dislike for the man but hey if it suits your argument then feel free to use it anyone you want. If you can't see that Allardyce isn't the manager to take the club forward then I'm not going to waste the time trying to explain to you the error of your ways. If Mort got it right and unlike LM and stevie I believe he would, it wouldn't be a problem and all these laughing stock comments would be shown up for what they are, the stupidity of sticking with a manager that clearly isn't up to the task. We've made this mistake with our last two managers, it's not going to be third time lucky.

What we need but not what we need. Allardyce would end up playing him next to Smith in the midfield because he saw Jose do it once.

quoted from sunderland-mad.co.uk It's no wonder you dislike mackems so much stevie if you were roasted by that lot! Can you sit down yet?

not as good as the the one decent song the Hoodoo Gurus wrote but consistantly produced far better music tbh FYP what is regarding as the hoodoos one good song out of interest? not a slave to the mainstream media see I assume he meant I Want You Back, but am willing to stand corrected. Tojo, perhaps. yeah that makes sense, 2 great songs there if you ask me And they're all off what album?

Yes but what use will he be when the manager plays him as left attacking midfield in a 3 man front line?

He hasn't had enough time obviously.

"You never count your money, when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin', when the dealin's done." Fuck some days I wish you'd just fold'em! Forget all this attractive football shite, we haven't played attractive football consistantly since SBR took the team to third. How are people going to react when at home against Derby Allardyce sets his team to stiffle the opposition? "we have to stop the opposition playing" etc Yeah, yeah we know all that but I want to know why, when we've got a team full of premier league, albeit average, players and they've got nothing but the scrapings of a championship team that finished 6th. It's not as if it needs to be a headless chicken race.

Ah but he can pass a ball. You're right he not what we need. A creative midfielder is what we need firstly. That's why I hope arse shavings is top of their list. Problem is he'd just warm the bench regardless.

"You never count your money, when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin', when the dealin's done." Fuck some days I wish you'd just fold'em! Forget all this attractive football shite, we haven't played attractive football consistantly since SBR took the team to third. How are people going to react when at home against Derby Allardyce sets his team to stiffle the opposition?

All I can say, "Is being Scottish and Jewish makes me the best value in the graveyard today!" Fucking hell. Toilet paper just isn't that expensive! I think he's more worried about running out of toilet paper when he needs it as popping down to the shop when you haven't finished wiping isn't a great thing to be doing. But he doesn't wipe, so it's not as if that's a big worry for him!

Those of us with severe reservations about his appointment were "fooled" by the argument that with better players and more transfer funds it would be different. What he has done is taken good players down to a sub-Bolton level. This shows he only knows one way to play which is why my reservations have become stronger. I do agree sacking him now would be pointless - but if I were Ashley or Mort I'd be scouring the football world for a replacement with a view to May at the very latest. Exactly the way I feel. Disagree do it now before January if Mort can get in a first choice manager. I just don't want to see him waste more money on the dross he seems to want.

QFT I know I'm opening up another hornet's nest but if you compare him to the graft bellend use to put in, chalk and cheese.

Did we? Fucking hell HF, which way are you going? Pro? Or against? You're like a fucking wind sock! You see this is the problem with our support. They think like George "You're either with us, or against us" Bush. It's not as straightforward as "we're not top of the league so sack him". Yes, there's been some shit, yes Allardyce spouts some shit, that's no reason to go for a 5th manager in 3 years for christs sake! See I'd argue that your attitude is synonymous of the problems with our supporters. It's obvious to all but the blind and the ostrich that there are problems but at least the blind have an excuse, what's yours? Two very lucky, though not as "lucky" as NI it wasn't a penalty Lawrie would have you believe, wins and immediately we're safer than the twin towers against a jet aircraft. My excuse is that I never wanted him here in the first place. How could anyone have seen us playing any different under him, did you ever see Bolton play? In our haste to get rid of Roeder without any forethought whatsoever as to having a BETTER manager lined up we brought this on ourselves. Do you want to make the same mistake again? Anyway, I didn't want to get into a sacking debate, it's been done to death. Just to point out I'm not a flakey, flip-flopper, who's opinion changes with the weather as you suggest, but just someone with a bit of common who can see through the bullshit BOTH sides spout. Obviously not!

Did we? Fucking hell HF, which way are you going? Pro? Or against? You're like a fucking wind sock! I'm in agreeance with the wanker, for those that haven't worked that out yet. And I have all the same concerns about players out of position and the negative tactics but what scares me the most is why Allardyce is persisting in the long ball game. It is obvious to everyone, even the most vocal Fish like Allardyce supporter that we don't have the players to play this way and yet 17 games into the season and it's still kick it as far up the pitch as you can and hope. Football's not a hard game. We won 1-0, it's a positive. Just for this week, I'm going to ignore the fact we're shit, if we get 7 points from Derby, Wigan, Chews and Citeh, we'll be in a reasonably healthy position. By the way Sammy, loads of you Aussie cunts there on Saturday, outside the ground, felt like I was in Walkaboutcreek. If they were cunts stevie they can't of been like me, for starters I'm not stupid enough to support fulham which seems to be the london aussie backpacker thing to do. Now if they had of been aussie pricks well then that's a different matter.

Lucky you're gay otherwise I'd be worried you had been beaten around the head to much