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  1. Fucking work Christmas party this evening! Being presented with a watch for ten years served but I'll probably be here until late trying to finish something with a stupid deadline!
  2. Tom, it was 1985, everything had shite production. It was produced by Gil Norton who produced a lot of Echo and the bunnymen's stuff and has worked with the foo fighters and maximo park (thought that might interest you).
  3. Compared to who? Geremi? Smith? Emre? Butt? Barton? Fuck he'd walk in to the starting 11 atm. Are you saying those players are left wingers/full backs? If so, then you are correct, Taylor is far better in that position than any of those players. Where did I mention left winger/full back? Left side of a three man midfield is what I mentioned and seeing that's the shape we play!!!!
  4. His books aren't for kids though. He is a satirist. For one who is trying to be the authority on Pratchett's work you obviously don't know that much. The Bromeliad Trilogy are kids books. The Johnny Maxwell Trilogy are aimed at young teens. The carpet people, The Unadulterated Cat & wee free men were all primarily written for children.
  5. Have you read any. Actually all of them, including the criven's series. Would you like me to post a photo of them in my bookshelf? And if you can honestly argue they are nothing more than a variation on the same theme over and over then I'd be glad to hear it. They have never been the same since the luggage was lost. By the way have you KCG?
  6. Thats got me trying to image wiping your arse with 2 broken arms! How the fuck would you do that? Surely you cant get someone else in to do it for you! I broke an arm a couple of years ago and when whinging about the pain an old friend piped up with that comment. I shut the fuck up very quickly then. The poor mans bidet > shower or garden hose.
  7. Humpty dumpty sat on the wall Humpty dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty back together ag.... Fuck it, anyone feel like scrabbled eggs?
  8. Can you even reach your arse when you're sitting Alex?!??
  9. We're all black if we get caught in that fire.
  10. This thread just brings on the picture of how those from south east asia use western toilets. Sit down mother fuckers, yeeee haaaaa!
  11. Compared to who? Geremi? Smith? Emre? Butt? Barton? Fuck he'd walk in to the starting 11 atm.
  12. Only reason he knocked Tina about apparently was cos she put limits on her bush that sent him nuts! After her performance in Mad Max 3, it's no doubt someone's Nuts were find the limits of her bush because she can't act for shit.
  13. sammynb

    Noelie

    A letter from the Queen no doubt old cock May you get to see Newcastle play attractive winning football once again, you Keegan bandwagoner, before you go.
  14. Could explain why he's been writing the same book over and over and over again.
  15. Finally found the Nutbush city limits!
  16. Doesn't matter either way if you've got two broken arms
  17. Oh the irony. Think about his Bolton midfields. And what does he have at Newcastle! Fucking mackem
  18. Also helps when you have a player like Benjani as your first choice striker, with the quality of Kanu ensuring he's trying his arse off otherwise he's out of the team and a midfield full of strength and creativity. On the subject of Pompey, we could do a lot worse than look to sign Matt Taylor in Jan. He wants away and we need a midfielder than can shoot from distance accurately, that can play in a three man midfield and double up as a LB. I think a left side of Enrique, Taylor and Zog could be quite useful.
  19. sammynb

    Wankers

    Let's be honest the list starts and stops with jimbo. Oh unless SMO's in a texting mood, then it's that ship wrecked feeling
  20. Don't worry once N-O inevitably crashes again the Grass will grow here once more
  21. Chin up marra, we can't all be loved. Well that just made finding your profile a whole lot easier for a host of people.
  22. For fuck sake Fish! What are they going to learn in high school if you teach them all that and introduce them to drugs when they're in primary/junior/elementary school! Kids, they just grow up so quick today > no fucking wonder!
  23. At work but there is never anyone on here in the afternoons when I'm at work. To snobby, to perpetual, it will die a death!
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