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Him or arse shavings, who cares which one but they better sign one of them or an equal.

I bet you live in a cardboard box and only have gravel to eat anarl? Luxury, luxury [/dodgyoldskit]

That should make for an interesting lesson!

Band of brothers - Amazing series on some many different levels, except the documentary interviews before each episode. Whoever recorded and/or mixed the audio for these should be slapped back into tomorrow. It's muffled, low level and generally annoying. It's interesting watching the lass, who is a big fan of the show, squirm at all the gore. It's like she wants to watch but wants to turn away but watch but.... The Tom Hanks directed episode, I think the fourth, is a stand out as well.

swervedriver - juggernaut's ride pt 2 Tom you slack bastid, haven't you listened to Born sandy devotional yet?

Seeing Western Australia was settled by free settlers and not as a prison colony, that would mean Wellsy's doesn't have any of us convicts to work with! I'd suggest he goes with the subject of humnimals (or half creatures), that strange species of humans animal crossbreeds that somehow have succeeded in surviving. The centaur, the minotaur, the sphinx, the satyr and the little known Peterpig or peasepud found in the north-east of Ingerlund (and in certain parts of Ireland tbs tbs).

We didn't realise you're such a randy old bastid Ken! I can see the PMs streaming in from Noelie, Leaze, Laz, Shilton, the Dr, Alex, Gemmill

Heat is testiment to the fact they can both be complete and utter shite when directed badly.

Who's butt? SMO's? Butt's has been outstanding this season in everything but his 5 to 10 passing just over the halfway, which unfortunately is when we're going forward. It reminds me of Speed's last season with us and the fact his short passes never seemed to make the intended recipient. And possibly I'm being hard on Butt and he's suffering what Speed did, players not moving making it difficult to thread balls through to his team mates. Butt......

Keith Richards and Iggy Pop don't eat fruit and they're in the hundreds now!

Butt needs to improve his passing quickly if he's to continue being one of the two CM. The amount of ball he is giving away and inevitable fouls because he's trying to correct his mistake, is half the problem with our defence.

Not as bad a Geremi's crossing tbh Personally I think the french original, Robert's Crossing, surpasses any later remake.

What the fuck is that? Outdoor plumbing?

It's now 9.15am and you're nowhere to be seen, obviously grew a fanny and went all lightweight on us didn't you Rico??? Huh? huh? didn't ya? Oh wow look at the time! Must be off it's a school day tomorrow.

FYP!

Fuck off you bastids that's my catchphrase It really was a matter of normal service resumed today after the Arsenal blip. Yes so what the team ended up with the points and absolutely battered their goal for the last 15 minutes of the first half, it doesn't make up for the lacklustre effort the rest of the match and the fucking pityful tactics and substitutions. Why does it take the team so long to start both from the initial kick-off and then after half time. Why do we insist on humping it long to forwards that just don't play that way and inevitably we get caught when it gets humped straight back at us and we fall over ourselves to let them score. Why the fuck wasn't Smith subbed ten minutes into the second half when he'd disappeared from the game completely and it was obvious their 5 in the midfield was butt fucking our 3 everytime. Why can't professional footballers actually make 5 to 10 yard passes to their own players. How long will it be before other teams realise that if you just shut down our left side we're fucked because we have no right side and our centre midfield are just a bunch of plodders. It's there for the world to see and yet 3 lucky points against relegation fodder and 1 point against a 3rd choice Arsenal midfield and we're heading in the right direction again. There has to be a better way.

Bullshit! It's a known fact that Acer actually supply to most of the other laptop "manufacturers," including Sony. So SMO if you really want to support the fucking the corporate facists that are Sony, go ahead and pay more for, if they are similar spec, what effectively is the same notebook bar the casing and that logo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acer_%28company%29

They say underneath every pony tail there's an arsehole Is that not off blowing old men in the toilets? Nah, but it might be off drinking Lambrini out of bottles some radgie 14 year old lasses were sharing with us on the metro. Did you have a bit nec on? You reckon that would more likely bring on a throat infection like? Syphilis can be passed on orally

Could have gone badly for him with no CCTV footage though - although admittedly the likelihood of that in a UK town centre is slim to non-existent. Tune in next week for more of Fop and his one man crusade against The Man. So which part it wrong exactly? That we don't have 4.2m CCTV cameras in Britain (~ 1 for every 14 people) or about 25% of the worlds total CCTV cameras in the UK? Or that he may have been in trouble if it hadn't been on camera (or indeed maybe if he wasn't who he was)? I await the deafening silence. I wasn't disagreeing, but making light of your constant wittering on about how we're living in a fascist state. I've been thinking for ages who you remind me of, and I've suddenly realised: Rick with a silent P?

No worries, just have to go back to wor lass . where did this gay rumour start anyway? What rumour? That Meenzer's a shirt-lifter? It's 100% true, confirmed by the mincer himself ages ago. PM him if you want confirmation, I'm sure he'll be happy to show you what he gets up to. Meenzer's a poof?! I know, I found out Biggins was gay the other day. Who would have thought. "Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming" Yeah and Reggie Dwight was married anarl! You just can't tell now days, it's like an epidemic or summin

No that wasn't leaze, that was westendlad, no wait it was ne5, no it wasn't him it was toondod, no wait it was...........

And you my friend are old enough to know better. Give it a fucking rest, the pair of you.

And so it starts again, the my dad's older and more geordie than your dad. With the exception of your support for Smith, Noelie has posted an almost identical post to your's in the match thread.

Seriously Tom how the fuck would he know for certain, has he got RobW working for him as a consultant? After all these years of producing stuff I've realised most audiences don't even notice the finer details and when you point them out the inevitably go, "oh does it matter?" My favourite street sound atmos track was recorded in London, the sound of people and traffic including diesel black cabs, which are quite distinctive and also something you don't hear here in Australia because most passenger cars/taxis are petrol. Do you think anyone has ever noticed? Hmm fair enough It would be great if you could send me that stuff like, what would you send it as though? What would you prefer .wav or mp3? PM me your email address and I'll flick it to you later today.

Seriously Tom how the fuck would he know for certain, has he got RobW working for him as a consultant? After all these years of producing stuff I've realised most audiences don't even notice the finer details and when you point them out the inevitably go, "oh does it matter?" My favourite street sound atmos track was recorded in London, the sound of people and traffic including diesel black cabs, which are quite distinctive and also something you don't hear here in Australia because most passenger cars/taxis are petrol. Do you think anyone has ever noticed?