sammynb

I see your Fling Thing and raise you a TNT - it’s fucking dynamite!

Sorry there is only one person qualified to make that judgement and it certainly isn’t a geordie knot or a scottish lawn hater!!! So sorry fist but you’re wrong, TNT was their best album and everyone knows the bagpipe solo in Long Way to the Top is their best riff!!! And before anyone else wants to voice their incorrect opinion Back in Black is their best Brian Johnson album.

Fuck all chance of that. What's hilarious is most of them are currently stuck in India and our lot of Tories have made it a criminal offense to return to Australia if you are currently in India. No IPL, not allowed to return home, should be interesting to see the mad cap mayhem our brainless cricketeers get up to.

He's like Beetlejuice, don't say its name three times.

He'd be lost deciding on whether the rose bush or apple tree starts in the midfield of the christmas tree formation.

That's who Quiff is, isn't it? Was it Thompers that had Kid Rock posters on his wall? Have I in my age addled mind got Thompers and KSA mixed up???

Maybe that's where I'm confused as I thought Ashley's skidmark was KSA's alter ego after he snapped over Kid Rock. I remember those impressions, they were funny as fuck and he so nailed Bravado Dave.

It’s the love of Kid Rick that gives you away! Fuck do you not sleep? Dropping cowies on a Tuesday night is such a KSA (kevinsasillycunt) thing to do. And the weirdo Norweigan was called Lake Bell’s Tits.

Only way you ten year old Nissan sports car is carbon neutral is if it is sitting on blocks with the amazon growing in it.

Kevin, we all know it’s you! Goes with the stain glass.

That’s what I like about this place, the way everyone gets rilled up and gets all cuntish when discussions take a left turn from there point of view/lawn care ritual. That and the fact Quiff/KSA loves kid rock and is cunt all the time!

You expats are all the same, NZ Vogue not good enough for you!!!

Sorry it was late when I posted that, try holding your release for this!!!

This should get Fist's Bridget Bardot wank shed a rockin'! Great 60s style French garage pop band.

She's obviously a pain, so you'd figure windows would be right up her alley - supply not fitting!

Only of dribbly! Actually talking about stain glass, well not quite but we've got a huge old patterned glass window on one side of our house that's over a hundred years old and an idiot neighbour that lives too close and doesn't give a fuck about anyone else, so we as part of our renovation included getting the builder to build a frame and install half inch glass on the outside of the original window to: 1. minimise the noise from cunty neighbour. 2. Protect said irreplaceable from cunty neighbour's child who is a brat (but it's not her fault her mother is a twat) and likes to play between our very close houses, with stock whips and basketballs. Finally after obviously casting the glass himself as it has taken months for him to order the fucking glass, it's ready but his chippy (who is a mate of mine) missus is 40 weeks pregnant. FFS timing!

Um, the supplier probably deserves everything he gets BUT the fitter's missus has obviously been happy to spread her legs for the supplier, before, during and after(?) her wedlock to the fitter? Tell us he's not still being cuckolded? £1200, sounds like it's a nice door, stain glass like Renton's?

This has just been rereleased on wax, awesome stuff from Herbie.

Surely?

Did you go KSA?

Mmm, not sure it's a very good beginners guide, for starters it starts in the wrong place, Loveless instead of Isn't Anything. No Swervedriver but the Silversun Pickups who are hugely influenced by the Swervies, includes Cocteau Twins and JMC as offshoots when they were clearly proto-shoegaze. No kids, don't believe it but do go listen to everything listed there (I think I own about 60-70% of what's listed!!!) They probably should have just called it a beginners guide to sammynb's record collection. For something completely different, actually no it's not here is interesting article, with sound, from the Fanies! https://daily.bandcamp.com/big-ups/teenage-fanclub-pick-their-favorite-records-on-bandcamp

I see no one has mention Jim Steinman?!?? Like a Bat off to Hell.

Shouldn’t that be Bye Bye Bay(be)cityroller?