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Don't look at me, I've been back for ages. Aye, for all the nice areas ariound there Cairns itself is a bit of a shithole and rough to boot. It is fairly odd like, but I enjoyed it. Full of pissheads, but that's not surprising when you see how many offers they have on drink, though.

Absolutely cannot blame him for wanting out. Unfortunately that's not the first time it's been said, but I think it really is game over this time.

someone named a bar/restaurant the "Rat Inn" Gordon Ramsey would go off his nut! There's a lap dancing club nextdoor called The Rat Out. Sorry.

Howay Meenzer, knack the fucker!

My mate was being refused entry to bars around town last night because the same arseholes who work the doors are the same fat fucking tossers who have decided to start throwing thier weight around in L7, and they recognised him. Absolute joke.

True, however the winters not all bad. Some cracking Christmarse in town theday like!

These:- http://www.prodirectsoccer.com/prodinfo.as...2&BRAND=009

Pretend you're Nigerian, scam some poor bastard into paying your air fare to Nigeria and lace the bastard.

That was like the beginning of Get Carter! If you stare at it too much you start to feel like you're going backwards 'n all.

Aal the best, Boris mate.

Where did they find her, and what was she eating?

I'd slice the lot of them and no mistake. Kimberly first of course.

Happy birthday lads. I hope you're shitfaced. Unless you're tee total, in which case I hope you're straight faced. Unless you're on drugs, in which case I hope you're mashed. Unless you're dead, in which case I hope you're peaceful.

It's a lot later than it is on a Saturday, usually. Mind, the last one stops fucking everywhere, dropping post off and all that shite.

Michael Jewson..

That caused major confusion and a small scrap in Sydney, that did.

What a fucking pointless exercise! I work for me Fatha doing various IT related stuff. Probably not be doing it for much longer though.

There's an old woman accross the road from one of the lads that has her house covered in christmas lights and light up reindeers and all that. She never takes them down, basically becasue she cant, so every day of the year her house is decorated. All she has to do come December is flick a switch. I'd assume her bowel movements are kept in check at the end of the year when she gets her leccy bill 'n aal!

You've missed out a whole bit in the middle where your mate had a sex change..

8 years running, then real life intervened! Still get to all home and most aways, but it's nice to just sit in the pub sometimes, a la this weekend with Chelsea. Fuck giving them bastards £50 ever again. The Euro Trips remain the best though, really hope we get back there sooner rather than later.

Shove it up your arse.. ..it's your Birthday!