Gejon

Didn't Domi go a bit mental thinking the world was going to end or something? I know the Argentina keeper did and retired for a while because of it. Don't think it was that, was just very religious and couldn't handle the 'culture' of the club at the time which was a shame because he had talent.

Tired, was at the gym 7-11 yesterday morning and 10-1 today.

Happy Birthday Mister.

Feel for you mate. From reading your post you seem like an intelligent, well educated guy and if I am not sounding a prick this job sounds beneath you anyway. If you lived a lot closer to me there are a number of jobs going that you would be far more suitable in. To be honest most of us don't really like our jobs but you really sound like it's making your life hell and it's too short for that bullshit. Best of luck with whatever you do, I hope you find an opportunity more deserving of you.

Was thinking recently about the hypocrisy of Northerners to the Southern pronunciations actually I think it's fair to say we all say some words incorrectly, ye knaa?

Cash points is definitely one of mine, it's not a fucking computer game, just get your fucking money out and fuck off! Was walking up to one the other day, was quite busy in town, the one I usually use had a queue but there is one about 100 yards away just had a couple standing by it. By the time I got there they were just putting in the card (only one was using it). What the fuck were they doing for the 30 seconds or whatever I was walking up to it, wankers.

Can a poll be added to see how many freaks there are?

Good to hear things are starting to get better

Couldn't we not only cancel his contract but sue him ala Mutu?

Not sure how he can fall down the pecking order, we have 1 left back and 3 centre backs.

I hope there is a traveller called Emma and they interviewed here.

The problem is they have to go somewhere, would rather they stayed where they were.

I've rarely met a bell end I didn't like

Kevin is the first poster I would expect to be beaten up by a lass.

So basically its a shower head suspended half way up a bog? Wont you just crap on it? thereby delivering a pile of molten shite straight back up and over your cheeks when you turn it on? counterproductive I guess (hope) that pipe comes out of the toilet when required and slides itself back in during the 'event'. I'm the team sitter btw.

6th form which was briliant, sex was still that rare thing that was the most special thing in the world ever when you got it.

I just work with a complete tosser that no-one likes who talks and fucking talks and you just can't get away from him. Absolute bellend and is the most boring person in the entire world. A few things I do I have to really concentrate but this wanker will just talk at you, you try your best to express facially that you aren't interested and are busy but he just doesn't get it. One of my colleague who is a bit more blunt actually lets out a loud sigh every now and then when the lad starts talking to him but he is still oblivious to it. Just can't stand boring people who are unable to shut up, I am hardly Mr Excitement but this guy is literally the biggest dullard that has ever lived and he is always behind everyone with "news" so will start telling you something you found out about weeks ago (today was Scarlett Johanssen's [can't spell!] nude photos) and you just have to sit there, nod and make the odd comment like you are interested. On the nude pictures thing I did actually tell him I saw them a while back but he basically called me a liar and said they had only come out today. Quite a rant that, he really is big rant worthy though.

Get a HTC.

An Arsenal scout bought me a Krushem from KFC, was a bit odd but quite nice. We also had a chat about areas Arsenal are struggling for players in the youth ranks.

You're obsessed with Newcastle Online Leazes

Taxis can be a pain in the arse at night, if you do stay somewhere a taxi drive away make sure you get a taxi number first and go somewhere away from the station to call it rather than spending ages in the queues (especially in November)!

And i thought Ireland was expensive, is that for 1 person 1 night? its like 30 euro for a 4* city centre hotel in Dublin or cork... You'll be lucky to find anything for £30, maybe a guest house around the Jesmond area. Think I stayed in Fenham once in a guest house for that much, bit of a walk though IIRC. DON'T stay at Rooms Inn even if it's 50p a night. Would you be willing to stay in a hostel? It's not my thing but it's a lot cheaper.

Royal Station Hotel can be quite cheap, is right next to the station (built into the station basically) and has a small gym and pool you can use for free. Check booking.com Also would recommend - Grey Street, Jury's Inn, or The Thistle although none will be cheap (£100+).

Don't blame you, chin up mate