TheMoog

I had to double check that I wasnt on mikeashleyisgod.co.uk Are you sure it wasn't his personal blog site?

Just read that, it's 100% how I see things, desperate times for us and not a hope in sight. The bottom line is Mike Ashley has destroyed Newcastle United Football Club, this is the end

I'd give him 6 months inside with 1 yr suspended. JudgeParky© has spoken. Perhaps throw in a 200,000 to a charity of the victims choice. Sounds more than fair but he won't get a custodial sentence due to it being his first offence.

Fucking scrote, I hope they throw the book at him! It'll never happen though.

They've all got confused over which Magpies they were signing up to

That'll learn em!

I feel for you more than anyone pundit, you might be stuck with that cock in your chair for months. Yeah, still, nobody to blame but myself. It's become a badge of pain to my suffering!

I'm starting to think I'm going to be stuck with this name. Part of me finds that amusing, but in a sad, masochistic way. I think we're going to have to resign ourselves to the fact that Mike Ashley is a chump of a businessman and we're going to be stuck with him until the club dies off totally, I'm really thinking we're done for.

I really don't see it as a bad kit, I think all this business about it being a bad one has been blown out of proportion and a lot of the media has jumped on the bandwagon. Just my opinion like.

Big whoop, we knew he was on contract til the end of July.

Can't blame the fans for not signing up to season tickets with so much uncertainty going on, stupid to report on it tbh - it's not a boycott as much as people just not wanting to purchase something without knowing what they're buying. And Doug Hall's having a laugh.

Yep, RIP old timer, did his country proud.

This 'Roy Keane Effect', would that be the same one that managed to get promotion after spending a lot more than the other clubs in that league and then couldn't hack the Prem?

Poetry that like, Billy. The more I hear what is going on at your club, the more my heart sinks. The amount of shit that has happened to Newcastle United FC in the last 12 months or so is simply beyond a joke. Sure, relegation raised a few sniggers from non-Geordie fans, as did the unexpected appointment of JFK, but it is now like someone kicking a dog after they have broken its legs and its ribs. If most neutrals came here and read the crap you have had to see go on at your club, I bet the tune would be more sympathetic than "ha ha, sad deluded Geordie cunts." I know that my team will not be missed by the media or other fans as we are seen as a northern Milwall, but to see any other club being shat on repeatedly like this is awful. I'd even feel a bit sorry for Spurs after a while if they had to go through this, and you know I am not a fan of them. Sadly I think you're a rarity bud.

Fuck me, I thought that was a Brazilian slum on a cloudy day!

You owe it to humankind to do it bud

I've decided I like it, in fact I like it a lot. It's different but not ugly, it's grown on me and I'm going to get one. People seem to have gone overboard with the whole hating it thing imo. ... they've also dropped the price of it now as well

It worries me that the more money he loses elsewhere the more he'll try and squeeze out of selling us...

Ahh, that'd do it then

If there's an embargo how come Edgar went to Burnley?

The players are confused and as miffed as we are, the difference being of course that they can walk away from this mess.

The word on the street is that the £100-150m owed to Ashley is still part of the deal, its just that the new owners have two years to pay it. My point is then who would risk, or gamble that newcastle will be promoted at the first or second attempt? The profitable group are in it for profit, in there words " the profitable group exists to increase the wealth of its clients, its employees, and its owners, through strategically selected products that offer exceptional returns along with risk that has been professionally assessed and minimised. Keith Harris also states anyone investing in a premier league club " the club should generate enough money to fund itself, so if you do it correctly you should not have to put money in unless you choose to, and you can generate a return of between 5%-10% in the value of the club every year, over a period of 7-10 years. If the 100-150m owed to ashley is in the takeover price, then 10 years x (10m or 10%)=100m - 150m things just dont add up, if you had your pension invested in the profitable group would you be happy with this investment? Promotion = 20-30% in my eyes, but its all about gambling now, unless its a sheik with unlimited funds, so i think newcastle are stuck with ashley unless he drops the 150m. Congratulations, you appear to have grasped the concept of writing in a better format