Smooth Operator

It's what boredom at work does to you!

There's a damn good reason why I'm on here during work hours, wor lass decided to get rid of the pc at home. As it was a xmas present last year for her bairn she decided it was an ugly fixture in our spare room, so she got the bairns dad to come and pick it up and take it to his, so the bairn can still use it when she's at his and it's not making our spare room "unsightly". And all he contributed to this thousand pound xmas present - 200 quid. So it goes without saying it's been a shite xmas for me, no longer can I wonder off upstairs and enjoy cyber porn when the bairn's watching cartoons or she's watching yet another property programme.

I've nee doubt Bazza will be trying to hand out a few poolside hot-spots like.

What???

Camp David?

Well dan is my name! Sarah Lee for ye no doubt!

Too right, batenburg as well.

where do you live by the way Smoothy? 73427[/snapback] Walkerville, as it states in my profile. The posh end though, we eat fancy cakes and all that.

I was reading about this in the NOW, had the poor lads fatha in saying it's a disgrace that he's being allowed on this show as it'll no doubt open up an opportunity for him to get back on tv. Also read about the "horrific" anal injuries this lad sustained, i personally wouldn't have thought Backdoor Barrymore would have had it in him! (pardon the pun)

I'm always having to move out the way of some immigrant glass collector when I'm there like and the beer I shite, was amused yesterday though when I went for a piss and the bog monkey was dancing full on in the mirror to some shite dance song. He had no shame, then again he's being paid to stand in a bog all night and wipe up piss off the floor! As I said to my mate, "They'll be employing someone to suck the piss out next like!"

Your a scruffy bastard who lives in the Byker Wall and you're mystified as to why you stink? Come on son it's not rocket science!

aye wacky told me your fond of a "bell wrap" & the odd "cacky push-back" 73409[/snapback] Aye I bet Wacky tells you a lot of things, like he's 6 foot +, has a big knob and that they are not technically man boobs!

Left handed and all? Anthony off Big Brother definitely more your cup of tea. 73367[/snapback] I'd much prefer if Orlaith was releasing a video scantily clad in lycra tbh. What a pair!

I like to be the one whose dropping the anchor if you get my drift!?

Found comfort in the Sports Cafe after getting all the way into town to have the Charlton match called off at such a late stage. We wondered aimlessly to the basement and much to my surprise I was greeted with a cracking set of norks belonging to Amy who had obviously visited the plastic surgery. She must have paid a pretty penny cos they were incredibly realistic. Anyway she bumped and grinded her way through the 50 Cent track "Candy Shop", and I along with 70 or so fellow would be match-goers were hypnotised by her moves, curves and willingness to please the average punter, especially when you have to pay a tenner a dance to get the same action up at For Your Eyes Only. I would have been there for the Boro game yesterday had it not been for wor lass wanting to drag me round the sales.

What's so 'exciting' about them like? I like them but they're just your standard 4-piece rock band playing pop aren't they? some clever Lyrics. It seems to me people are believing the hype. I'd say to be exciting you need to do something new, like Lightning Bolt or Antony and the Johnsons. 73356[/snapback] I fail to see any excitment in Antony and the Johnsons personally. 73365[/snapback] Probably because they aren't in The Sun's Bizarre column often enough. Their record company should really pay off a few more journalists. As I said I really like The Arctic Monkeys, but The Rakes are just as good and their album wasn't pushed half as much. The hypefest that's gone on around them for over a year since I bet that you look good on the dancefloor has irked me. That's all. 73373[/snapback] Well I don't read the Sun but having seen them on Jonathan Ross's show I've no need to ever see them again. 73388[/snapback] still into marc almond & jimmy somerville like smooth? 73389[/snapback] I'm more of a Right Said Fred fan myself, I like it a bit rougher you see!

What's so 'exciting' about them like? I like them but they're just your standard 4-piece rock band playing pop aren't they? some clever Lyrics. It seems to me people are believing the hype. I'd say to be exciting you need to do something new, like Lightning Bolt or Antony and the Johnsons. 73356[/snapback] I fail to see any excitment in Antony and the Johnsons personally. 73365[/snapback] Probably because they aren't in The Sun's Bizarre column often enough. Their record company should really pay off a few more journalists. As I said I really like The Arctic Monkeys, but The Rakes are just as good and their album wasn't pushed half as much. The hypefest that's gone on around them for over a year since I bet that you look good on the dancefloor has irked me. That's all. 73373[/snapback] Well I don't read the Sun but having seen them on Jonathan Ross's show I've no need to ever see them again.

Luque is simply not for this league imo, he's yet another foreign import who cannot cut it in the Premiership, let Madrid or Barca gives us our money back for him and Souness please admit he was a panic buy when you thought Owen wasn't going to come to us!

What's so 'exciting' about them like? I like them but they're just your standard 4-piece rock band playing pop aren't they? some clever Lyrics. It seems to me people are believing the hype. I'd say to be exciting you need to do something new, like Lightning Bolt or Antony and the Johnsons. 73356[/snapback] I fail to see any excitment in Antony and the Johnsons personally.

We run a celebrity deathmatch pool at work, basically a quid a week pick 3 celebs, contenders so far are: Kylie Barbara Windsor Stephen Hawking Liza Minelli Jimmy Saville Maradonna Prince Phillip Patrick Moore Brian Harvey I might have to revaluate my choice of Brian Harvey as he seems to have made an unfortunate recovery!

I wouldn't say no to working out my left arm muscles to the Lady Isabella Harvey video like!

Watched a film called The Outsiders the other night, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring the likes of Tom Cruise (pre teeth job!) Patrick Swayze, Rob Lowe and the Karate Kid. Throughly enjoyed it. Got Layer Cake on dvd for xmas, can't wait to see Sienna Miller in her smalls, does she get them out?

Cracking band, Wacky do me a copy of their album in your huge amount of spare time.

Back at work today, not too bad cos it's like a ghost town, during work time is gonna be my only time to post nowadays aas we don't have a home pc thanks to wor lass and her shite idea's. So no midnight porn fests for me anymore!

Aye his lass wasn't satisfied so Wacky paid a small fee for me to come over and give her the thrill of the Smoothie Machine! We've got one and wor lass makes a nice strawberry, rasperry and ice cream smoothie, although you can pretty much hoy owt in there. Try the recipe above but add a couple of cherries for an extra taste sensation!