Smooth Operator

that made me rejoice. FYP

Bum boys rejoice. It's the 2nd anniversary of their "being" today. Meenzer are you "married"?

To be fair Leazes, it's difficult to legislate (literally) for something like this. If he had done it officially through the HFEA he would have been legally protected - that's the problem, it is now accepted that you have no protection in terms of plain common sense. The CSA is a prime example of this attitude. Like any other revenue collecting organisation the CSA has targets to meet!! My advice to him is to try for some access through legal channels (the courts hate the idea of queers and kids living together) then his payments would reduce, so he could afford to have kids with his new partner. Which then would also reduce his payments even more!!

Channel Man Feltch is never off though!

If Smith starts I want Allardyce heed on a bastard stick!

In my expericence of social clubs the louder you fart the more accepted you become. Especially if it fucking stinks!

I'd batter their fannies and keep the kid myself if it were me.

Might not be the women as such (although equally it might be), if they claim benefits they have to name the father (or lose benefits) and he'll be taken for the money. Don't think anything written would remove his obligation legally, unless he gets the retrospective Law change he wants. The dykes split and thats when one of them made a claim to the CSA, the claim should be to the other dyke imo although legally the fatha (the one with the balls and cock) will most likely have to keep paying.

Is it wrong that the first objection that came to my mind was "But I never had a bunk bed"? It was renamed your "spunk bed" once you turned to the brown side.

The CSA take no shit these days man. I'm not surprised by this tbh. The bloke wants his head examined for not getting something written up before hand to cover himself. Dykes man, can't be trusted.

They'll probably had an agreement that he'd resurface after 5 years if everything has worked out, i.e she's got the insurance money and left the country. Why he didn't just go out to Panama though is strange? Any criminal procedings against the wife might be a bit hard now like.

Aye I fucked before ever kissing. First encounter was a blow job actually, Meenzer's mother sneaked in the bunk bed when I was at his 10th birthday sleepover party.

I can smell a rat (and catmags fanny) from a mile off. Fucking pair of fuck wits, getting photographed by a property company in Panama! The wife is on the front pages of the papers this morning too, thought she'd want to keep a low profile. Stupid bastards!

Does anyone know if the Gollywogs are still doing their tour of Africa promoting Marmalade? I've got tickets for the gig in Nairobi!!

It's not beyond the realms of possibility I suppose And neither is you getting some cock this side of xmas...........well on 2nd thoughts!!!!! Well as the biggest cock around here after that post, I guess you could say I struck lucky already! You're in dreamland pet, I wouldn't part your lettuce leaves with Wacky's!! That's cos despite all your bickering on here, you're probably too busy licking his hoop! Woah there pet, I know where your cats live and Wacky is a hot shot with his black widow!!

It's not beyond the realms of possibility I suppose And neither is you getting some cock this side of xmas...........well on 2nd thoughts!!!!! Well as the biggest cock around here after that post, I guess you could say I struck lucky already! You're in dreamland pet, I wouldn't part your lettuce leaves with Wacky's!!

If the mischeif-making gets Sam out then I'm all for it!! Defeat is almost guaranteed imo it's the manner of it, the team selection and the tactics that should be the deciding factor of his fate imo.

It's not beyond the realms of possibility I suppose And neither is you getting some cock this side of xmas...........well on 2nd thoughts!!!!!

My assumptions will be proved correct, mark my words. He disappears and then reappears once the life insurance is cashed and the wife dicks off to the t'other side of the world!! A little convenient me thinks.

Don't fuck with the lollipop man Why not like, he seems to have fucked with you often enough! I wouldn't thank you for Keegan.

So he's discussed things and then decided that he knows best? Is he Cloughie reincarnated? Fuck off Big Sam. I've got more tactical nouse in my left bollock!!

There's a fucking rabbit off here like. Turns out his Mrs has only just sold the house in the last couple of weeks and fucked off to live in Panama. He was legally declared dead in 2003 so sounds to me like she's waited a few years so it doesn't sound too dodgy then fucked off. Seen her in the paper this morning and she looks a right nutter. The bloke apparently says he's got no memory of the last 5 years, bollocks! Reckon he was getting knocked about by his mrs so disappeared promising himself he'll only resurface once the violent bitch has left the country.

J69 blatently fucked by his grandad as a bairn!!

Kenny G?

Pearl? 9 carot custard tbh.