Toonpack

Hmmmm, what's the dog called ??

Take care in the sun, might I suggest:

Freudian in extremis

Yeah I know that's conventional wisdom, but was sure I'd read somewhere you flipped that in Aussie, except at Perth (or maybe I imagined it 🤷‍♂️)

Read yesterday that in home tests, that those two have both been missing together, the Aussies haven't lost in 13 years 😳 Just hope we bowl first, if we bat and lose an early wicket I feel it just causes a bow wave of momentum. Same old pommies etc. But supposedly doesn't the saying go that in Australia if you win the toss you bowl first everywhere but Perth !!!!! Bloody hope Root gets a ton at some point to slay that particular dragon. Enjoy it Robin whatever happens.

It seems the meaning of TBA between Sammy and Craig is TBA (To Be Agreed).

5 years today since Dan chose to leave us, fucking shit time, shouldn't be and is not really any worse than any other day for me, except that the Mrs gets all het up as it's an "anniversary", why the fuck some clicking on of a calendar makes a difference I'll never know !!!! What her state does do though is bring it all back to me, I fucking found him and I'd rather remember him as as I do every other day of the year thank you very much. Just not that day. Fucking hate it 😳

The hunger games will be along soon enough (no way there weren't yanks getting in on the action as well). https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3epygq5272o

Suit yourself 👍

Carol Smillie who's "gotcha" was canned because as soon as she got to her hotel room where it was set up she immediately proceeded to sort herself out with her battery operated little helper, that Carol Smillie ???

Ah a gazelle, near the bottom of the food chain, ranked just above grass. Seems about right.

I was smuggling TBD on a secret mission, he's hiding under it in my hair, which I still have, baldies.

The pavements of Wideopen are trails now ??

Hard paper round ???

There was a congressional hearing, he was found guilty and impeached, the BBC simply editted that one speech to illustrate/show he said (and drove) what actually the whole day was about, which was a violent insurrection.

They're the muscles above his willy and below his boobies silly.

Shit Gloomy sounds nasty, can you not get one of the royal chiropractors to sort you out or get Camilla to walk up your back in her heels (again)

When you're 65+ and qualify as a sponging old cunt ??

Piss hot.

Thirty eight quid, veritable bargain, for let's face it would be a pair of long pants for you.

Luxembourg ??

In your dreams