Toonpack

He'd certainly make the young lasses run faster

Lowes must be perma-pissed tbh

FYP

Fucking government, if leagues say we'll play, they'll get pelters from some, if they don't they'll get shit from fans !!

Nee way they'll build her a pyramid man !!

Twitter now unusable, RIP all over the shop, unreadable 🙄

If there's as my justice we'll all be off to mourn

All assistants/coaches and deputy head of recruitment

Potter's taken the Chelsea job and taken/cleaned Brighton staff out in the process.

This and definitely the last part ☹️

Some would say it's their fault, the cunts (Johnson and Truss that is)

How dare you have a happy occasion at such a somber moment in history, you selfish bastard

Harry would be glorious, he fucking hates the Press Mail/Sun in particular.

Johnson will be declared Regent

Be like my dad, we were summoned to the hospital (he was 87), he was still breathing but basically gone, after about 45 mins he gave a HUGE glorious smile and that was it, was lovely truth be told.

Guaranteed Saturday funeral and then Saturday after coronation.

IF (big fucking IF) there is a next election when it's due.

Banks, monocle manufacturers, chimney sweeps, security firms engaged at the workhouses. Off the top of my head.

BWAHAHAHAHA

Aye she's fucked, otherwise she'd be away to hospital.

Fucking typical, she's been assassinated 😜, Starmer grew a pair and destroyed Truss/Kwarteng and then, by sheer chance, all of a sudden this kicks off (or the bucket perhaps)

It'll be better than hers on that day

He seems renowned in cricketing circles as a massive word you don't like. Establishment must reckon Stokes/Buttler can keep him in line, no doubting his ability in whiteball game, could also be his audition for bazball if he keeps his nose clean (in more ways than one).