Toonpack

Fucking typical, she's been assassinated 😜, Starmer grew a pair and destroyed Truss/Kwarteng and then, by sheer chance, all of a sudden this kicks off (or the bucket perhaps)

It'll be better than hers on that day

He seems renowned in cricketing circles as a massive word you don't like. Establishment must reckon Stokes/Buttler can keep him in line, no doubting his ability in whiteball game, could also be his audition for bazball if he keeps his nose clean (in more ways than one).

Jabba the Health (Secretary)

They'll REALLY struggle to find a Posh Spice (or a sporty for that matter, ugly lookalikes aplenty, but sporty .............nah)

Was there, they were gash

I stan bullshit

Tuchel Binned

As you get a bit older, remember the precautionary, or should I say "safety" piss, do not get taken by surprise, a good set of bushes or dark corner are not always readily available. I would supplement this advice with the "safety piss" is a sensible precaution before venturing anywhere where toilet facilities cannot be guaranteed to be within a 2 minute reach.

This post been bugging me somewhat. It's basically "so what's new", would have been much clearer with the simple addition of "again" at the end.

64, read it and weep fucking whippersnappers. It's not that great tbh, I have to have the obligatory "precautionary piss" before leaving a pub, safety first and all that.

I am sure you will have the quickest and most perfect recovery ever. You'll be back to abnormal by tomorrow.

Bet she's got a lovely Camel toe. (Cleaner to match day aisle 5 - pun spillover)

The standing charge is fine IF it was levied as it used to be, I.e. the maintenance cost of the meter and supply infrastructure. But it's been changed and now part of the standing charge is to recover costs of failed energy companies, that why it has become a part of the price hike, it's basically not a standing charge any more.

xGif ?

Fuck me 😂🤬 (Scottish Gas are BG/Centrica)

Storage is the issue, it comes out of the ground and you use it, if you have too much you store it or sell it, when you haven’t enough and none in storage you have to buy it back, if of course you have no storage you have to sell a lot and then also buy back a lot. Ofgem did a report in late 90’s which stated, because of the storage we had we were all but immune to international price rises, oops !!!

We've got fuck all storage, it was decommissioned by Centrica to reduce maintenance costs and thus protect/improve dividends, with government approval/agreement (Liz Truss specifically the minister in question).

Just filter it out

FYP

Who’s right

Planewatch on overdrive on twitter 🙄

Beardsley's legs had gone, dropping Gillespie for him is what killed us IMO