donaldstott

The missus has arranged to get not one but two cleaners in from next week. Lazy bint! We now have staff, that's middle class!!

I used... They are one of those couples you know are just perfect for each other - Romeo & Juliet, John & Yoko, Shrek & Donkey. Wnet down well.

Went to the cinema for the first time in 5 months yesterday (#shittheydonttellyouabouthavingchildren), went to see The Girl Who Played With Fire. Like the first one it stuck religiously to the book. It suffered because, like the book, it's not a particularly rounded story and it left you wanting the story to conclude, which it will when the third one comes out in 6 months time. It was overly long and i spent the last hour worrying about getting home late for the babysitter!!!

I have realised that my car list is full of very small motors.. Punto Polo Saxo New Mini Polo (2nd car) New Mini I feel the need to break the trend and buy a Volvo estate.

Whilst undoubtedly a shit hole, as a 17 year old the Ritzy was the toon's most reliable meat market. I remember taking a lass up to the settees upstairs for some heavy petting (f1ngering). I momentarily took my pinky out and by the time I went back (a matter of seconds) some Asian kid who was sat on the edge of the settee had spotted an opportunity too good to miss and had a couple of digits in there himself. I batted his hand away and carried on where I left off... Never did tell her.

cheers pl and mf, Mugs, i wait with baited...

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Looks like him. Doesn't play like him.

We shouldn't like ... he's old and shit.

He'll probably be our most marquee player, good for shirt sales..

Interesting post match interview. Club decision to transfer list him. CH wants to keep him. He even went as far as to suggest it was a club decision over who was on the 25 squad. Reckon that was a slip of the tongue mind. It was a bit of an irrelevant question mind - given the size of our squad.

Taylor = Geordie Dabizas tbf.

His mouth looks like a high speed collision of piano and Scania...

He has, he's with Paul Stretford though, out of the frying pan...

You're definitely looked for pianos and lyric free. I always quite like piano versions of contemporary songs, did that at my wedding while people were waiting. I even had Coldplay (which would appease the bride - always a good idea). It's a little less formal than the classics as well.

Indeed he is but it's a moot point as we're now operating under different financial restraints. Moot indeed, having said that it makes you wonder what happens to likes of Colo, Guti and Enrique as their bumper contracts run down. Colo's hardly going to be happy with an offer to half his wages.

He's always playing that card anyway. Largely unsuccessfully to my mind. Agree with PL like. He's dead ordinary but his leaving will weaken an already small squad. Kamil Zayatte linked with us this morning in the Daily Mail. Would make sense I guess.

The problem is there are only a handful of clubs who would pay a fee and 60k a week for any player, I don't see any of them wanting him (though Arsenal are desperate for centre backs and Englishmen). More likely is that he sees out his contract and walks on a bosman.

I moved in February. You are right it's a pain in the arse. I've now vowed never to do the removal work myself. When I moved down south I had one transit van of stuff, five years later I've got 6 van loads. I was absolutely fucked.

That was early 90's (for me). Just guessing but they would have came out late 80s I think. I don't doubt that, but this is about the first time a Berghaus wearing charver first created the heady cocktail.

That was early 90's (for me).

Which means I must have been in the year above you. I saw Doc Coch in Osbornes years later, by himself, still learing over lasses far too young for him. FWIW I didn't like the maths teacher who grew his ginger beard in the winter to stave off the cold, can't remember his name, only that he was a joyless bastard. I liked Norbury and Knill, the latter who I saw throw an eraser full pelt across the classroom at a kid called Jonny Maxstead, who wasn't paying attention. I also told him to 'fuck off and get a life' while pissed on a school trip to Malton, he did nowt.