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Hughton might need to earn his (meagre) corn after this...

injured according to .cock

I found one very easily in Henley-on-Thames, must be something to do with the locals not wanting to lower themselves/all looking a bit too horsey to risk the NHS. Having said that they've recently cut my 6 monthly check to an annual check with the view to going to every two years.

From the chron.. Meanwhile, reports in Majorca claim that Newcastle have made a bid for Real Mallorca and Guinea striker Alhasane Keita.

You've never been allowed to loan outside the window in the Prem either, apart from emergency goalkeepers

It certainly does look like him.. GTFI

Been reading 31 songs by Nick Hornby. Quite nice, bedtime reading. Split in to very manageable chunks, so I don't fall asleep mid-chapter.

Class. Scorsese's Mam in the scene btw. Was it not Pesci's real mam? Pesci in that film 10/10. The scene in the restaurant, "you stuttering mutt you comin over here and insultin me in front of my friends" it was just so real. "he said I want to you to christen my kid, I said yeah for 7g's" haha quality show. For some reason it makes me laugh when the fat cunt walks in and his missis has a fur coat, after the Lufthansa Heist, and de Niro isn't happy he says "what's the matter with you, what's the matter with you, what the fucks the matter with you, what's the matter with you?" Nah, it's Scorsese's mam. She's actually been in a few films of his with cameo roles. The whole film is class. I know it's almost become a cliche to say that now and it gets shown loads but if it's about 10 mins in and it's on the telly, I'm always in the mood to watch it no matter how late it is. Totally relate to that. I've even paid to watch it on movies in demand when I've come in pissed at stupid o'clock. Realistically I've seen it 20 times at least. Great soundtrack as well. It's a wonder the mafia haven't got him like, he even opened a restaurant called "WISEGUYS" that's how brazen he became. I think I might have posted it on here but he (i.e. the real life Henry Hill) sells his paintings on Ebay. And they are so fucking shit they literally have to be seen to be believed. He's obviously on the bones of his arse. For example: http://cgi.ebay.com/GOODFELLA-HENRY-HILL-O...DefaultDomain_0 I have one framed on my dining room wall... It's quite a talking point. You get a certificate of autheniticity which starts 'Hey Goombah'

It is good business as far as Ashley is concerned. Look at what it costs to consolidate your place in the Premier league. Fulham are considered to be one of the more succesful at it and Fayed has pumped in hundreds of million. We're probably still worth more than them. Let us not forget that Fat MIke was pumping money in to the club last season, something that he'll almost certainly not have to do this season with the increased revenue. His business plan won't feature relegation.

Can you not put a jock accent on? Nah not really like ha, I'll just get shit faced and they will understand, I'm right in thinking everyone in Scotland smells like special brew and piss? Half them look worse than what it must feel like to have ebola. The rest are pretty normal. Both their clubs have more charva's than any club you've ever seen. Even more than us , I cringe at away games when I see little radgies dressed like something off green street, it's no wonder the country laughs at us most of the times :/ Geordies genetically are the best looking people in the country. The ones that look shit, are generally the ones who abuse their bodies the worst. I seen something written that said geordies and Northumbrians are the tallest people in the British Isles, makes sense when you look at most geordies, we're all big cunts with square jaws, it's the Viking influence I think. Compare us to dumpy scousers for example. You suggesting that tall=good looking. Wacky's going to be livid.

A beautiful post Stevie.

Where does he play? Winger?

Looks like the whole head's been photoshopped onto a real body to me Edit: actually maybe just the face Its the real deal, hes telling a photographer whos got to close to fuck off and rightly so. aha, got it. The cop to the right looks like he's got a comedy moustache. He also reminds me of one of the cops off Shameless. I must get out more. That is the particularly ineffective copper off Shameless, which answers a few questions about how Moat evaded capture for so long.

Does anyone think this is a real policeman? I reckon it might be that dude who game crashes football matches. 1) Toy Gun 2) Joke shop police hat 3) Inappropriate 'war face'

I met Greg and J69 briefly to exchange match tickets. Sometime you can make snap decisions about people....

I don't think we will look for that much tbh. Ashley will be happy to get another of the high earners off the wage bill, although I have seen James name being linked with us and hes on a decent wage I can't see David James leaving the south coast at this stage in his career.

It's cheaper for MO to keep his horses in a flat on the quayside than in a Cheshire stable.

*takes a bow*

Not sure where Cleverly would play, would we drop Guti or Routledge

SSN never ... gonna ... happen

Hughton's confirmed that they've enquired about J-L-Samuel. No bid though apparently.

I think he's 200 per cent better than Friday night. Still not Man U sharp but getting there. Lampard and Gerrard would have scored those chances for their club sides. Pitch not helping mind.

Only saw the highlights of the France game online this morning, quite apart from how shit they looked that was never a red card for Gourcouff.

Female, but I don't want to go in to it any further, I just posted it on a thread about how people are feeling. Can open, worms everywhere!! I feel your pain brother.

Amen to that. I am fairly sure that our defence will provide terrifying levels of excitement. I expect nothing less that NUFC going from one of the best defences in English football to one of the worst in one short summer.