Matt

What's wrong with using machines? You've clearly decided that there is no skill if some kind of signal processing is required. What about guitar effects pedals? Delay effects, harmony pedals and the like? I'd say programming a synth (especially FM-synthesis) to produce a certain sound, especially one that is distinctive is a damn sight harder than coming up with a catchy riff.

Their kind of music will take a darn sight longer to produce than most guitarist-guitarist-bassist-drummer stuff would. However what I'd term 'Galaxy dance' is in many cases a 10 minute job. The people behind that kind of music don't really like it, but it's a job and it pays.

I guess there isn't a sort I don't get. I 'get' what rap is all about, I just think it's a load of shite. With the exception of that kind of Hip-Hop/Rap/RnB area I can more of less listen to most kinds of music.

Hmm. If you weren't at the pre-match drinking yesterday, you're not going to find this at all funny. If you were, you will.

They might still be there

She was also 'Bev' in a shit car loan advert.

Had Borrell and Doherty shot each other, that would have been worth reporting, as well as being deserved on both counts.

15:00 306 Whitby Town 0 vs. Blyth Spartans 4 Bell 14 Fenton 31 Dale 45 Dale 57 Was thinking of going too.

Souness is one bad game from the sack and if's not Fulham, then it'll probably be Blackburn.

I've seen most of series 2. Superb.

I've got my doubts about Allerdyce. I think Bolton is perfect for his style and he's on a very long contract so would cost a fortune in compensation. It would be nice to think that we wouldn't pass up the chance to take up one of two available top coaches, but it woudln't surprise me.

You could looks for an ISP that gives you 2 IPs as part of the deal. Have you got NAT turned on?

The idea that a manager must be British or Irish (ie of English league pedigree), or worse, a Geordie (as the pool of talent dilutes further) is ludicrous. I'd have said being a proven top coach and manager would be reasons number 1 to 972. O'Leary is a decent manager, but he is only out for himself. His refusal to ever take any blame would be enough for me to steer well clear. Obviously not for Shepherd, as he was offered the job (like Bruce and Allerdyce) before Souness came.

With a bit of effort we could do much better. However that would require knowledge of the intracies of world football which are likely beyond the grasp of our wonderful directors. You couldn't see us plucking a Wenger from the J-League could you?

The matchday sporran. I'm sure someone could make a business plan of it.

Not if you have between 8 and 9 hours travelling... 20417[/snapback] I thought that's what the sporran was for?

Farting- never seen why its funny to be honest. Equally, if we didn't do it then we'd end up doubled over in agony. It just happens. Explosions are GREAT. Demolition too. Perhaps is a symbol of the destructive power of mankind? Some of the Brainiac ones are clearly fake, though. Bag- get a coat, jacket with plenty pockets. If you've not got room then simply dont take all that shite out with you in the first place. Cards, cash, phone, season ticket, keys. All you need for a Toontastic day out. Suncream- I burn easily, peel for weeks and get no tan, so I just chuck factor 100000 on. That P20 stuff is the business too. Spitting- if you're running or doing something athletic fair enough, but I've never understood these kids who spit non-stop. Lesbians- two for the price of one! It's an aesthetic issue, rather than a conceptual one.

I think that's what would happen. It's a permanent deal, but reduces the perceived risk on Owen's part.

Thats what I can gather from this thread at least.

See yers in the Trent!

Another smug journo sniping far afar, that is all.

So once again, can someone please tell me why Sky Sports have not deemed their exclusive story worthy of appearing on Sky Sports News or their teletext? It's a simple question! As I've said, I hope it's true but why are they not shouting it from the rooftops if they've got an exclusive? As others have said recently, skysports.com (or planetfootball.com as the football side of things is known) has recently come out with a lot of stories that simply weren't true. 18987[/snapback] Perhaps because SSN is pre-recorded and looped overnight?

Is there past precent for ordering these things 'just in case'?

You can lose your guilt and lay off at about 2/1.

And Real would happily help another side vying for the CL? They got burnt with Morientes, they won't do it again.