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😅 have you bugged my Prius?

I'm not sure even Deano deserves that sort of slander.

Whatever happened to Chez Given? Pardew put him on tilt?

I'm shacked up with a French bird, every day is like 'Allo 'Allo!, with gays instead of Nazis.

Okay, will do. Don't set the kids on me.

Your 3 year old hits your wife?

I saw Krafth play at Amiens last season. All I can remember is there was no bar in the stand I was in.

Plastic KBJ Mags. A proper Mackem would never miss a Mag game marra.

Joelinton Cassio Apolinário de Lira This lad'll be like 3 new signings.

That would mean he was interested in the success of the team over the long term - which was what Rafa wants. I don't disagree he is spiteful but think he is motivated by more than just that.

Ashley loves a gamble, he doesn't want long term success - that doesn't excite his limited brain. He wants shorter term dopamine hits. He wants to risk relegation and all for the buzz of gambling - win or lose. This is buffered for him by the TV money, so he can further justify risk. Also, he wins often enough to keep him at the table. This is why he wants control of transfers. Outside of pure spite, this is the only logical explanation for his behaviour. It's all just one massive casino to him, St James's Park his roulette table.

Had no idea he’s written three terrible novels. Here is a review of one of them, it might cheer you up a bit. 😂 https://thesetpieces.com/features/sweeper-steve-bruce-review/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

Bruce out.

A great bunch of lads.

Ashley is fully aware we don't want Knuckle nose. £4m is an acceptable cost to gleefully foist him upon us.

23k renewed?

Not signing Bruce would be like a new signing.

Ashley would see £5m as good value to infuriate the fans, such is his rancour. "You guys don't understand how fucking horrible we can be."

Goontastic until people stop giving Mike money.

Worth a re-read. https://www.ft.com/content/55a3288a-8298-11dd-a019-000077b07658

I have felt this way for about 8 or 9 years. Horrible cunt.

Rolling home from the pub? He's a massive alchy isn't he? On that basis alone I think Ashley would fancy him.