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You would if you were operating way beyond your own capabilities. He is the Peter principle incarnate.

It's a hell of a performance anyway. I'd love to see him on The Crystal Maze.

"I'm making this up now, by the way" No shit you fucking mess.

Stress related heart attack live on TV?

One of the richest men on Earth.

He's basically begging now. Fuck me, have some dignity you knacker.

'People don't naturally fill forms in'

Is his general defence, of an as yet unasked question, 'it is really big'? That panel probably earn 1% of what he does and are collectively 1000 times the intellect. Depressing really.

Where can I place a bet on him crying? He's fucking all over the place.

He's stayed out the way and let Lee do the talking. Oh.

His analogies for describing a business are those of an 8 year old.

He is stupid. Ruthlessness does not require intelligence. Who are the cunts who let this man own NUFC?

Is he gonna start crying?

He should be running a fruit and veg stall the absolute shambles.

He looks well happy.

Our glorious leader is due on in a few minutes. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/06/07/live-mike-ashley-appears-in-front-of-mps-for-sports-direct-grill/

The festering tramps would argue a spoon was a fork, if they knew what either of those things were.

He probably thinks he's too good for the Campionship at the peak of his powers. typo sanctioned as appropriate.

Gamey, more like.

Do solicitors just wank over their self-importance for three months during conveyancing. Has the Internet slowed it down for the poor lambs?

tbf your sig has been about him sucking cock for the last few years, so I can understand if he bites a little.

What art?

:lol:Can I not come to the next one?

1997, close enough tbf