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Get in. I always thought it was the local journos holding us back.

Joe Hart dropped after Pantiloon toon shut out.

December 2013 All journalists banned January 2014 Any fan showing dissent ejected and black listed from the ground March 2014 Massive backlash, at last, and significant drop in attendances. April 2014 Joe Kinnear pleads with the fans to leave Mike alone. May 2014 Newcastle finish 15th, Pardew resigns citing 'unrealistic fans made my life hell', joins Palace. June 2014 New Newcastle manager, JFK, announces no new signings possible due to reduction in gate receipts. 6 first teamers sold, no replacements brought in. August 2014 Newcastle open the season with their lowest attendance in 30 years. May 2015 Newcastle relegated August 2015 Newcastle sold at last, still no work from Mike.

Reported.

"We ad a difficuh 2 owers against City the uvva day" "Some uf these playaz hav got smaw children" "dahn fuhget Cisse is gluten intoleran" "Those lads are stiw cummin to terms wiv nine eweven" etc etc

More players to spoil and befuddle? Why not just let the academy take us down on the cheap.

Cisse is doing neither.

That'll be his epitaph at this rate.

You think you're sick of him now? Is it 6 years or only 5? I forgot myself in all this excitement.

We're not in Kansas anymore.

Still dining out on those goals, needs to get over himself or a kick up the arse or an intelligent strike partner.

I can see him being tempted though. He could be THE MAN there.

The term 'form is temporary but class is permanent' works both ways. I think Cisse arrived in the form of his career.

I think we won't be relegated which is, let's face it, the equivalent of a trophy under this cunt.

March this year?

I think you've answered your own question there.

How about a local, tall and strong young lad who came through the ranks and knew what it all meant?

Unbelievable that. We have no luck.

CISSE you fucking ROOMBA!

Then you must struggle every other year tbf.

I'd drop Cisse and get him to Eileen Drewery. He's clearly not right in the nut.

You've got to score your chances, all the other fannying about is meaningless.

Cisse could have had a couple but spazzed them both.

Good effort lads, save it for the fucking league.