Craig

Only one person has ever been banned from Toontastic. At it wasn't Danny_B Funny how that account doesn't work anymore though eh Craig? More technical problems? Should do - it's not been banned or had anything else done to it. Have you tried logging in recently? I bet not. Perhaps the user has simply forgotten his password? Want it resetting?

Fuck's sake Parky... it's called a 'BETA release' for a reason!

Only one person has ever been banned from Toontastic. At it wasn't Danny_B

In other words no matter what the club does, Ashley doesn't lose? Certainly would explain why he never seems that arsed when we lose game after game. I wish he'd take his money and fuck off.

No but they do start getting trigger happy with the ban button When we lose a game? I don't think so. Besides, you've still not explained your rationale for being on here.

Hiding when we lose is hardly something you can accuse any of the regular posters on here of doing.

If you don't care what he thinks, why are you posting on here? Certainly not for Stevies benefit. Doesn't answer the question tbh. So what is your rationale?

If you don't care what he thinks, why are you posting on here?

We take corners and free kicks that either fail to beat the first man or are hit majorly into touch. Precisely what is going on with reagrds to training is anyone's guess but surely a intensive session on set pieces has to be in order. Tactically they haven't a clue, bringing Martins off instead of Ameobi (who should never wear a Newcastle shirt again!) was criminal. And I'd love to hear Alan Wiley's explanation for the handball. We've got Steve Bennett as ref on Wednesday - every match I've seen him referee Man Utd has resulted in an over-whelming bias towards the Manc cunts. Expect fuck all - either as a result or from a refereeing perspective.

Was it Henry Winter who once wrote that as soon as a club's fans turn on a manager / DOF, the clock is ticking rapidly otherwise the chairman / owner is cutting off his nose to spite his face? Definitely the case of what's happening here - pig ignorant and shear bloody minded! It might work in the sportswear industry but Mike is going to end up falling arse over tit in a massive way. Tragically he's going to take my club with him

It might not be original, but it never fails to get a bite. Precisely And there's nowt wrong with my weight Davey boy.... I think he was calling you an ugly fucker not fat. He top trumps me on that characteristic too

So could Spurs.... shame they burned their bridges with West Ham over transfer dealings though, eh? Duxbury is a clown, just trying to save his own backside over the Tevez affair. Regardless, Bellamy went to Citeh because they wouldn't sell him to Spurs. What a shame.

Here's an idea... use the £9m to sack the 3 muppets he has running the club and re-instate Keegan. I have more confidence in £21m being spent wisely (s'cuse the pun) by KK than I do by Kinnear/Wise

So could Spurs.... shame they burned their bridges with West Ham over transfer dealings though, eh?

It might not be original, but it never fails to get a bite. Precisely And there's nowt wrong with my weight Davey boy....

Much like there is with employment, there has to be an appeals process. Expulsion for one fail (particularly as the remaining results are 'firsts') is not only harsh, it's wrong.... Get appealing lad.

you're a fucking disgrace Walpole! Laz will be PMing you for a copy no doubt

You have only one fail and they're kicking you off an engineering course? That doesn't sound right at all - the government pay a subsiduary to Universities for all engineering students on the grounds that they want to encourage the education of what it considers a dying trade. Given that, Universities will do whatever they can to ensure the numbers remain on the engineering courses. To give an example. We had one lass on our course - turned up to one lecture in about every 20. Submitted coursework late turned up for exams but left after the minimum time needed but still she progressed on at the end of each year on the grounds of her financial value to the uni. She only ended up with a pass at the end of the 3 years rather than an honours degree like but still..... Where were you studying?

What dispicable levels of pornography are you having to explain to Mrs W now...? Can't blame it all on the grog Jimbo

No... he's a thieving cunt!

I hope the greedy cunt gets mugged. Fucking disgrace that he's drawing over half a million a year in pension when he was single-handedly responsible for the mess that RBS find themselves in. Someone at the Government needs to take a long hard look too. How the fuck could they have missed that fact that a figure such as £650k p.a. was not a legally binding agreement? Totally fucking incompetent - I have no confidence in them, nor the other lot.

And broadcast it live on LivingTV, obviously. You have to feel sorry for her though. Not just in the obvious sense that she is dying but because she has absolutely no idea how to conduct herself and those around her obviously aren't helping. She's already a millionaire and I wonder if she'll really earn that much in her last weeks to make that much of a difference to the lives of those she is leaving behind. But she attaches infinitely more value to cash and being in the limelight than she does anything else. If she wasn't so interested in the latter, wouldn't she have had a quiet wedding (and the money saved could go to her kids). I think it would have been nice if she could have acted with a bit more dignity because I don't think her death (much like her time in the spotlight since she was on Big Brother) will be a particularly pleasant legacy for her children when they are older. She'll be remembered as a thick as fuck, ignorant media whore who couldn't even retreat into the background with a bit of dignity when she had (what is probably) days to live. All very sad and indicative of the UK today. You seem to be saying that with alarming regularity these days. I'm thinking it with alarming regularity. I guessed. Rather alarming, isn't it? I'll be buying the Mail next. I caught a glimpse of their front page today - photograph of David Cameron walking back from his car having just arrived home from the hospital.. What a bunch of cunts - really letting them grieve in private, aren't they?

That's the crux of it in my mind... these clowns are going to hang around just as long as there's Premier League money coming in. If relegation was to spell the end of the nightmare that has been the club under their stewardship then perhaps it would be the silver lining of a very dark cloud. Sounds a perverse suggestion and even contemplating relegation, remembering how painful it was back in 1989 seems like I am going against my every thought. Sad thing is, I have no doubt that if these clowns don't take us down this season, they definitely will next.

Added in with other fish today, and they were swimming all together instead of the older two just chasing each other around the tank. Fat boy Watson has bought himself a tank? Well I never...

The V neck one, that we got promoted in aye. As was the slightly ameded roundy neck one that replaced it I think (the one minus the trim on the sleeves) - up to the roundy neck one with the sort of small overlayed square pattern on that replaced that. Basically up to the bar code one, which I think started getting sold with a Greenalls logo and then later the Blue Star. The Blue star patches that people could buy to put over the old Greenalls logo were a fucking sight like! I remember when we finally had the 'raised' Greenalls logo on the yellow away strip with the collar, rather than the screenprinty logos-felt like we'd arrived then (even though we were gash!) Some joker's trying to sell one on ebay for £45!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-1991-NEWCASTLE-...A1%7C240%3A1318