Craig

Tiffany's Big City Tips??? I think we're beginning to get a picture as to why Scott sought a career in finance

That's cos she's not on it any more. Moved over to Talksport these days but I think even that is only a temporary stay....

Surprised it took this long in the thread for her to get a mention tbh

Added.... Code is: :bitchslap:

Only if he's enabled logon logging, by default it isn't. Good point, I'd forgotten that....

Not much of a fan of Paul Jewell, but this quote had me in stitches... :lol:

Is this the one who dumped you on Valentines smog?? Clearly insane - tell her if she contacts you again you will have her sectioned! (told you she'd realise in the cold light of day that she'd fucked up)

Select your partners for the last dance......

2 x fried egg sarnies A whole packet of all butter crunch Hot tikka masala, brown rice and 2 flour tortillas A packet of Haribo Starmix

Pulled last night Life is fun. Wigan was shit. glad it didnt take ya too long to get over things over/under ok ok ok us singletons dont need to know the ins and outs of your recent sexapades ta very muchly Same with when you come on here blind drunk and tell us yours pet. Anne Summers party next Sat, im pulling the plug off this thing so I dont tell anyone anything. Like shite will you!

Surely you should be able to work it out from the Event Viewer?

Happy birthday mother superior!!!

Well I've got Joop, I like it and so does wor lass so that's all that matters. Also got: Hugo Hugo Dark Blue L'Eau D'Issey Fahrenheit

What fucking difference does it make what stadium it's at???? Really??

this is the US government we're talking about here - there's no way they flew a plane elsewhere and have hidden it for the past 6 years. They'd never be able to manage it!!

drone missile i suppose And where the fuck was it fired from?

They did!! It's just conspiricists such as yourself deny that it's what it actually is....

Didn't we run through this one 2½ years ago??

I did. Can you honestly say you enjoyed your plate of boiled oats? I had porridge with live yoghurt and blueberries. What a depressing way to start the day that his. Normally have 2/3 filter coffee's and Marlboro lights.....But since I gave up smoking...Yes breakfast is a little threadbare. I bet you used to smell lush. Classic case of teacher breath tbh Is there anything worse tbf? We had a Physics teacher, Mr. Numan, who's was probably the worst I've smelled. One day he was talking to this lad Craig in class and he just said, 'Sir, your breath stinks'. Fair play to the lad (it wasn't me before anyone asks)... Our Physics teacher was 'wild' Bill Parrish. He looked like like Ricky Tomlinson on a bad hair day, smoked during (yes, during physics!!!) lessons drank thick black coffee from a two-pint mug which had become brown on the inside and had the remnants of his breakfast (and probably last nights dinner) encrusted into his beard. To say he stank was an understatement and if he issued you with a face-to-face bollocking, which happened, you were lucky not to fucking pass out! Aside from that he used to go to the pub at lunch time have about 3 pints of special brew and drive back for the afternoon lessons. Thankfully, I never got him in the afternoons but people who did said it was even worse - proper alcoholic sweaty stench topped off with a nice sprinkling of BO.

Going by her face it looks like someone took her up on that offer.......repeatedly!

I can never decide so I always end up having a bacon and sausage sarnie

We're doing up Barts and The Royal London.... Steve man, whatever you do, do not come and work with the fucking wasters at Basingstoke. They're the most bone idle fuckwits I've ever come across - both my kids have been in there with pneumonia and you can actually watch the nurses umming and erring because they don't know what to do - it's scary. Doesn't help that they sign half the hospital off for a sit-com production either (which personally I think is a total disgrace!)

Oh lordy.... He's not working in one of the hospitals our lot are doing up......is he? (i knew it was london because i almost met up with you guys for a beer just before christmas)

I would rather work ten 18 hour shifts in a row, with each shift being either all paediatrics or all geriatrics (you can decide my fate there), than have to sit through the fucking Sound of Music. I understand you love your daughter but man, there are limits surely. Am I the only one that doesn't mind going to work or something? Granted it an all Aussie department and I'm grossly overpaid but still, it's not all bad surely. Did someone shit in your cornflakes or something this morning? Uncultured bloody Aussies - next you'll be moaning it's too cold! Where you based now Mr Halliwell?

BA-DUM-TISH! At least one of you got it. tbf you "dug" yourself into that one luke