Craig

Some sick bastard at work has tried to re-inact that dambusters raid - there was shit all up the rim of the bog and water everywhere! And half a fucking bog roll used! If you need that much paper to clean your arse either your Mam never showed you how to be clean or you've got a serious fucking problem!

It's safe to say it's a "Northern" thing..... 110627[/snapback] He's too young bless him... And Renton, I don't know what the fuck they sang in Liverpool but it's always been 'pigeon' in the north east!

Charlie had a pigeon!

Seems logical now..

Did Liverpool order too many zeros or something?

No probs.... I want to automate it somehow so we don't have to keep changing it but not sure how - will go and look for a mod.

My Controls > Board Settings Check the 'Is daylight saving time in effect?' box

Reported in the Express as well today... Normally I'd take what the NOTW say with a pinch of salt, but it's interesting to note that they make reference to 'after the game on Wednesday'. O'Neill was there.

Excellent - The Mad Stad is about 15 mins from home. Shall definitely be going to the NUFC match..

Is that Bellamy standing on Shearer's right??(little fella in the black hat with shaving foam on) 110292[/snapback] Too old to be Bellamy!

course im right craig...im a woman 110228[/snapback] oxymoron tbh!

Tell a mackem that I'm a time-traveller and convince them they'll win their next home game! And and i'll probably be doing this a bit

Depends when you passed your test And toonraider is right - it'll say on your licence. If you have a photocard licence, they list what you can drive on the reverse.

I liked the old style testimonial where it was played as a bit of a laugh. The problem I've seen from testimonials lately is that they're too competitive. Celtic took Pedro's FAR too seriously. It's a bit of fun ffs! 109986[/snapback] Indeed... I still remember Kenny Wharton's testimonial when KK got knackered half-way through, took his shirt off, handed it to some bloke in the front row and sat down in his seat!

Still pissed about the Olympics tbh

How about you lead the way?

You'll never be able to leave the country alive!

Can you imagine how unbarable it'd be if they got the final of both cups?

Chirac upset by English address President Chirac is a proud defender of his native language French President Jacques Chirac showed his temper at the EU summit when a French business leader addressed delegates in English. He stormed out of a session when Ernest-Antoine Seilliere said he chose English "because that is the accepted business language of Europe today". Mr Chirac told reporters on Friday he was "deeply shocked" that a Frenchman chose to address the summit in English. Protectionism has emerged as a hot topic at the Brussels summit. Mr Chirac's protest came when Mr Seilliere, the French president of the employers' association UNICE, said he would address the meeting in English. Business language According to a French official, Mr Seilliere was interrupted by Mr Chirac, who asked him in French why on earth he was speaking English. He replied that English was the working language of that particular session and the accepted business language of Europe today. Mr Chirac, Foreign Minister Philippe Douste-Blazy and Finance Minister Thierry Breton left the room. Mr Chirac returned to hear the French president of the European Central Bank, Jean-Claude Trichet, address the leaders in French. French pride It is not the first time Mr Chirac has made a point of defending the French language in the international arena. At previous gatherings he has stuck to French, using an interpreter to translate into English, despite the fact that he has a good understanding of English, having spent time in his youth as a Harvard student and forklift driver at a US brewery. Mr Seilliere went on to urge EU leaders to "resist national protectionism in order to avoid a negative domino effect". Italy has accused France of protectionism over a controversial deal to merge Gaz de France and Suez, which was a takeover target for Italian firm Enel. Mr Chirac rejected the charges on Friday, telling reporters: "When I hear talk of French economic protectionism, for me that is complete nonsense". French used to be the lingua franca for most EU business, but with the expansion of the EU to 25 member states, English is becoming even more dominant. European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso, who often switches between languages in speeches and press conferences, later stuck to French in his address to the meeting.

Can you add a 'banging-your-head-off-a-brick-wall smiley? 109982[/snapback] Done!

It's somewhere over there.... (it's not Arizona though )

Don't bother - my mate had a few, I've never known an animal who's shit smells so bad!

Obsessed!

yes! Stick "area 51" in the search field and away it goes to some place in Arizona!

Shit forum software tbh!