Craig

Show us what brings you here, and no sneaky tidying it all up before you take the shot.

Had to appear at some point.......

WHY, have you got a fear of Fanny? tbf, although you'll find no greater quim lover than me if you tried, theres nowt worse than an unkempt minge. And some are DOWNRIGHT fearsome! The definitive decaying haystack?

BTW has he paid yet Ritchie??

YouTube are obviously being hit hard with letters from lawyers these days - shame! If it had been a recording of the whole race then fair enough, but getting told to remove a 10 second clip with a funny line in it is beyond a joke!

Don't let the monotone Finnish accent fool you, this kid is a fucking nightmare! You seen the photos of the McLaren guys dragging him out of a bar completely wasted?

Happy birthday you filthy scroate!

daft comment, not true and only said by bairns I'm afraid You might think it's daft Leazes, but factually it's correct. People are laughing at the piss poor way this club is being run. It's even gone so far that I hear people say they feel sorry for the Newcastle fans, not because of the years without silverware, but for the pathetic displays both on and off the pitch which the input that our fans give is deserving of so much more. We're an absolute joke at the moment and no wave of a magic wand by the fat fairy is going to turn it all around. Until the upper levels of management are re-planted, we're never going to get of this slippery slope. At the present moment, the Championship beckons, even more so than it did under Souness IMO.

That's the big issue IMO - who is the right player for him? I have serious reservations that Owen & Martins are going to be too similar a player and lets face it, we're going to be sadly lacking in height up front. Martins is not a natural replacement for Shearer, neither is Owen. And personally I don't think it's any coincidence that the best Newcastle United team I've ever watched consisted of two fantastic crossers of the ball (Gillespie & Ginola) and two/three blokes in the middle who were awesome in the air and deadly with their feet (Shearer/Ferdinand/Asprilla). I'd hope we're looking at the likes of Ashton in January, not that I think West Ham will sell him as they seem to be hanging on the "it'll all come good when Ashton's back" line. Hell I even now wish we'd challenged Everton for James Beattie.

But I take pics of peoples' tattoos in the street. Do you ask them if you can?

There's something not right about taking photos of strangers in the street full stop tbh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ9btlNQW20

That comment is crying out for the photo of the centre circle during the Partizan Belgrade penalty shoot-out where Robert is fiddling with his nuts!

We had this debate once before (with me arguing that the kick had not been taken before). It has! The ball is directly above the 'N' of Metrocentre in the advertising hoarding. which absolutely every player (and the referee) are looking towards. There's no way all the people in the wall would be looking over their shoulders if the ball not been behind them at this point.

Still cracks me up that someone decided they wanted a better view and vaulted 50 feet up that floodlight pylon!

The things people do to themselves when they find out they're going to be managing the Mackems....

Leave it with me, I'll see what I can do. Don't think I can actually change it but I know a man who can!

you lose tetris if i do!

See above (same goes for Snowboarding before Optimistic Nut chips in...)

Do my job for me so that I have the time to find it on one of the CDs I have at work so I can install it...

Needed someone to help him on his way!

Be interesting to see what would happen if I reset the scores and then changed the password to the database!

His response says it all, the cheating twat! Actually come to think of it, I did give him access rights to the SQL database. All he'd have to do is change his highscore in the table and he's top of the tree......