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I once went to the Radio 1 roadshow in Rhyl, mushroomed out of my napper. Managed to buttonhole DLT, but were escorted away laughing hysterically after my mate got his autograph, but then refused to accept it as he wouldn't sign it the big hairy cornflake. It is a shithole, but that is the most I have ever laughed in my life

Drybrough Cup Winners 1971-72, 1980-81

Reasons? Because he isn't a teenage girl?

Same difference Doubt they'd announce something like this though other than 'negotiations ongoing'. Not surprised one bit btw. At least we can be confident JB will let us know what he thinks has gone on - I'm surprised he has kept quiet this long

Shola isn't great but his goal record over the last 18 months has been alright. He offers more at present imo. Nothing against Ranger and I agree about his going out on loan. It's ridiculous expecting the kid to cut the custard in the PL at present. fyp

I wouldn't think staying up will make that much difference. The only reason Jose, Colo and Barton didn't leave before is because we didn't get offers for them. Anybody who can be sold for a decent price will be - same as it's been since Milner

Lovenkrands is better than Ranger. Lovenkrands displays some centre-forward ability with his movement Either way the point remains, what if we lose one of them? Best Ranger and Lovenkrands - lordy lordy me

Carroll wouldn't have been playing anyway Its the negative affect it's had on the whole team though. Best, Shola, Ranger previous only had to up their game for a few weeks until Carroll return. Its a different thing altogether the be the main source of goals. People underestimate that and Carroll shouldered it very well. With Carroll we had optimism and a player who genuinely put fear into the opposition because he was a real threat. Now, we are going to have to rely on Barton & Nolan to score every chance they get 'cos we'll get fuck all out of Best & Ranger. Lovelyhands is a support striker / impact sub at best and always has been. Even without Strolla getting injured we were in a weakened position. Now though, we are Royally Fucked. all true; sadly

No real surprise - This season had been surprisingly enjoyable up to now, I reckon there wont be a lot more fun

Currently six points off the drop - I hope we can get a few nil- nils in the remaining games, because we aint scoring many

Looking forward to the return of Obafemi? I'm expecting a performance that would make Messi weep

Bit slow I know, but I had to have a couple of minutes kicking the wife to cheer myself up

Damien fucking Duff -you couldn't write this stuff

I don't know how anybody can criticise Shola when you see how shite Best and Dutty actually are. Shola was obviously frustrating as fuck, but at least he could do it sometimes Ranger is a young kid at least. Strola is a bone idle shit cunt, end of. Young and fucking absolutely useless -end of

I don't know how anybody can criticise Shola when you see how shite Best and Dutty actually are. Shola was obviously frustrating as fuck, but at least he could do it sometimes

Paul Cannell that was a good first post

Barcelona's bench tonight Valdes, Pique, Abidal, Xavi, Pedro, Messi, Villa

Geordie boy Lee Clarke and Coleman telling it like it is. Jesus the start of the program an Sky has been depressing

If you let me know by PM I promise to never accuse you of being a daily mail reader again You should start posting again

The people to the right of the 3 trucks are the anti-mubarak from what I can make out. They capt some of the pro and they turned out to be plain clothes coppers and so on... Boo- I've been shouting for the wrong side. Are the ones on the right not the pro mubarak, my guess was the camera would be in the square

I'm watching on bbc, which team is on the left - I dont know which side to support

Ah - the George Osbourne plan for deficit reduction

I thought it was accepted that he had been touted round as available. I know SpivHarry said it and I'm sure I've seen it elsewhere You dont get £35m for a player being touted round for sale. As i have said before, i only say things as i see them but the likelihood of that being true is 0% in my opinion. You think there is a 0% chance it was known that Carroll was available at the right price? I think there is a 100% chance that you have underestimated the possibilty

I thought it was accepted that he had been touted round as available. I know SpivHarry said it and I'm sure I've seen it elsewhere

It was and it wasn't. While Liverpool were obviously offering him a payrise, he hadn't suddenly improved massively as a footballer in the last three months whereby he deserved another new contract. He had proved he could cut it in the premiership over that period, scoring freely and being described as unplayable by pundits left right and centre. Thats a pretty recent developement.