The Fish

the Sluice WMC still has a sign on it's wall "Best North East Club 2000" or something like that. decent pool tables, cheap (but shit) lager and full of the people I want to avoid tbh. scummers that I went to school with, old perverts who you see leering at the one barmaid as if she's Eva Longhera, more like Ava Gardner tbh. as in, if you laid em side by side, it'd be hard to tell them apart. I'm saying she's fucking hideous. like worryingly rank. don't like the place

put a large table in the centre with a pool-hall light fitting hanging from the ceiling (cut the tassles off though) create a mock up of Newcastle city centre, complete with matchbox cars and the like, then spend hours pushing things around with them pushing-sticks you see on WWII movies (to represent squadrons of Fokkers) murmuring to yourself. Have a chalk board with nicknames, locations and times written on it. Like Biff- Pink Lane 16:27 Gobbo- Highgate street 16:48 Have a pile of black and white hooped jersey's in the corner along side sacks with a big Dollar sign beside the word Swag.

yeah from what little I know about the game it seems that you're a new kid in the Bart Simpson mould of nuaghty kid, you know mischeivious rather than a full-on bully. it seems you've got to stand up to the bullies, do missions for girls you fancy or teachers etc. I'm guessing it's GTA: the School Years and echoing previous points it's the type of game that will have certain people up in arms, when really it fall well within the control of parents to stop the kid playing it.

Miami Vice nice action scenes and some nice shots of pretty cars/boats/planes going fast fuck all else. no where near worth £5.00... robbin bastards and that's WITH a student discount!

good, because I didn't you're not that bright are you?

Burn the Villages tbh

lucky http://www.metacafe.com/watch/100410/car_g..._cross_traffic/

no, not a mazda.. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/40935/bmw_from_hell/

I think it'll be one of those games that you put on while waiting to go out, or you put on once you're back in from the club and waiting for the food to reheat. fun for about ten minutes after your initial overdose of it.

so, do you charge by the hour, or the load?

so basically it's not me any more, but effectively you're being a bastard by proxy

..like you haven't tried it yerself 177306[/snapback] I put vodka in my watermelon matey and nowt else.... 177311[/snapback] ... vodka in your watermelon??? you mean watermelon in your vodka shirley you're twisting yer melons man!

then we've got 16 days to sort it out. hystrionics are pointless

when is the window closing again?

.. nothing to see here, I just wanted to get your hopes up before dashing them on the rocks

..like you haven't tried it yerself

ahhh, tin pot local radio. explains a lot tbh

probably the same one that thought it'd be a good idea to have you lugging lumps of glass round Yorkshire 177275[/snapback] don't worry streaky I'll buy the apartment above you and knock through the floor, just so you don't have to walk stooped all day

hate those adverts..

(the company's name isn't "Vision Solutions" what kind of marketing director would condone that name?) lanky piss pot

bet you're with Sheila's Wheels insurance though "women make the safest drivers, so you can save a bunch of fivers" safest drivers my foot!

no need to get the hump though.

don't want business from that kind of person to be honest.

I bet N-O miss his GREAT posts though. he was decent craic in all honesty