The Fish

SCAT

I had one a couple of days ago out of the blue. I had a message on my phone to call this number with regards to a job I was going for. I thought it was going to be arranging an interview or giving me some info, but no.. a fucking interview. So I blag the best I can while he's asking me questions about leadership and experience and all that "Can you give me evidence of..." crap been asked back for another interview but don't think I'll take the job, it's in Altrincham and that's a bastard of a commute from Leeds, I worked it out as 4 hours in total. Before you ask the advertised position, and phone number were Leeds based.

Push- Pharoah Monche (sp?)

Courtney Love was in a "band" called "Hole" fnar fnar

Soulwax - 2 many DJ's

I want a Silvio Maric one

Where's the Larry otpion?

A long way behind Aaaalan in the "best first post ever" stakes tbh

you're a trucker??!! best job in the world ever as long as you're a trucker in the states..... called Snowman..... with the Bandit as your buddy...

Ditto. I went to Sidari in the last week of the season and it was freezing. There were rabid dogs everywhere too. Also, I'm sorry, I refuse to ever again go anywhere where you have to put used toilet paper in a bin rather than flush it. 169040[/snapback] We were told that you shouldn't really complain about the sewerage system in Corfu as it was designed and installed by a British company. 169266[/snapback] maybe so, but it's done to their specifications!

Scouse accent is shite makes em sound thick and like they'd as soon rob you and shag you tbh. best accent on the bird is Southern Irish tbs tbs

Hpy Bdy may Optimus Prime enable you to transform and roll out in times of peril.

Hpy Bdy Soulwax

yup, it's not called soliciting, it's offering a lift

bah humbug, feel like I've wasted the day just sat in doors all morninglooking for jobs.. no sunbathing on the beach what-so-ever

total opposite as soon as I passed my test I was in the car most days, I alwaysd offer lifts to people even if I'm sitting watching tv. If they need to get somewhere and either have to get public transport or drive themselves I'll offer to give em a lift. canonise me now tbh

Katatonia- Ballad of Tom Jones

ditto 168753[/snapback] Get over it and just enjoy being the fuck ups that you are 168860[/snapback] Ditto

don't worry mate, she's Goodhew-ed

fucker... made me spray tea

Driving is easy, anyone who fails first time shouldn't be allowed to try again tbh. half the stuff you're taught has nowt to do with driving and is all about passing the test to be fair. Like someone said earlier, the car only needs slight adjustments for it to stay straight, you need to make sure the examiner sees you doing everything. since the test I don't think I've held the wheel at "ten to two" or "Quarter to three", I could count the number of times I've parrallel parked, simply because there's rarely any need. things they should teach you, how to text someone without taking your eyes off the road. How to enjoy music without forcing it on everybody else in the county How to FUCKING INDICATE how to refrain from putting make up on/checking for blemishes/faffing with your hair (this is for you ladies) how to keep a safe distance form the car in front, the closer you get, the slower I go How to refrain from decorating your car with tat. "Baby on board" signs only make me, want to make you, swerve. oh and cyclists are subhuman drug taking scum

a simple "No diggity" as an affirmative works wonders tbh

maybe we've signed a player-a-day for the last few weeks and are just waiting for the final day of the summer break before announcing an entirely new squad? I reckon it's more likely we've been trying to sign players but have found stumbling blokcs in the form of fees, wages or convincing a player it's a good idea to join us? /sensibleness

you have to admit Gemmil, 90% of those finishes were as a result of good wing play and nothing exceptional on his behalf. couple of good free kicks, but he's no Daniel Cordone

don't let aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalan hear you say that!