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23 Newcarsel United will play "firteee" number 30 that's Sunderland! (guffaws and ho ho ho's) "that's a good one" "yep" "Newcarsel of course 6 times FA Cup Winners, LARST won it in 1955". We'll see.

Twitter is full of attention seeking lasses, they're nearly always mingers, or borderline with about 1000 followers. What's the story there like?

Well I discovered him a long time ago, he lives in Penshaw, which by any standards has to be a mackem area? He's the kid who scored the pen at SJP on Take It Like A Fan, hit it like a pure cripple but it flew in the corner. He cleans carpets for a living so I kept sending him youtubes of the shake n vac adverts in the 80's. He said he'd get the police on to me, so next thing his lass who while being nee Kim Basinger, looked like a lass believe it or not, she gets stuck in to me saying stop picking on him, was him that was the actual aggressor, and by the end of the conversation she agreed the kid is a cripple. He is as well, he's not mentally handicapped just the utter epitome of a gimpy generation.

This and no mistake.

The people on Man Utd forums are saying that if we keep the team together and make 2 or 3 good signings we can achieve anything. Might be OTT slightly but we can certainly compete with Arsenal and Liverpool next season if this happens in my view.

He's not a muslim at all van Persie why are you saying that? His wife was Moroccan descent, was brought up a muslim, but she couldn't give a fuck about it. To the muslim letter of the law to marry a muslim you must be muslim, but van Persie said fuck that and his wife can't be arsed with all that kneeling pish now. A quick google would tell you that.

Small club, massive overachievers. That is a scandal in modern football. Much bigger than us though eh? Its 20 years since we got that in the league. When I saw that it made me wonder what their season ticket sales must be. I know they're pretty fucked financially (not the only ones) as there's nee outside investment coming in, but I was surprised their natural resources were as low as that. Must hurt them big time as a cash flow thing at the start of the season. The equivalent of sitting in their Platinum Club is £34, if they paid our general prices their crowds would be nearer 20,000. When comparing us and them, they know the truth and so do we. When Moyes fucks off and they end up with someone like Dave Watson, Aidy Bothroyd or Jim Jeffries, I can see a day when they get relegated. If you're a player and Newcastle and Everton come in for you, there isn't one logical reason why you'd join Everton, not one. If there is one someone can explain it to me.

Small club, massive overachievers. That is a scandal in modern football. Much bigger than us though eh? Its 20 years since we got that in the league.

I enjoyed reading this thread, points of view from toon fans who were at the games, locals who watched in telly, nationals who love the club, Argentinians sat in their hoose watching us, and two people try to fuck it up, both wanks, both Norwegian. Fucking wierdo's. We beat Man Utd 3-0 man you fuckin dickheads.

Disrespectful thing to say...I think actually his religion is part of whats fuelling him to become a better footballer. Being "muslim" myself I understand what it means to him. Fuck off.

That goes straight in to my top 20 favourite Newcastle games, absolutely fantastic, no fluke and maybe I'm getting a bit carried away but you're going back 10 years at least till you've seen a more complete centre forward showing in black and white. Demba Ba at todays prices is a £40m centre forward, who's more effective than him, if he had've fucked Ramadan off he'd probably have scored even more. Absolutely love him, comes across as a cracking bloke, what a fuckin player. We have at least 5 players who would get in almost all the sides above us. Howard Webb was an utter utter prick, the decisions up to the point we scored were scandalous, always alwayyyyys think back to Fulham in 2009 for that prick. However, what a night to be a toon fan, and I loved that nobhead Ryder's headline on the front page of the Chronicle, wonder what @dannysimpson12 thinks of it.

Good lad! Are there any other Newcastle fans in Argentina? I think Argentinian fans are the best in the world for passion. I love that song River Plate sing. This one.... Hahaha we said that, it reminded me of when we put Harper on up front against Celtic.

Kill yourself you depressing sex case.

I'm going to have a bet on us to win the FA Cup, we are without any question the 7th best side in the country. I'm totally puzzled as to why the bookies think Everton and Villa are better than us, 40/1 cracking price. See this toon team, it's the first time I've felt that we have a chance to win every single game. Man Utd done 4-1 on agg this season, we were better than Chelsea imo, Arsenal have lost it, we'll beat the dippers at home and we weren't disgraced at Man City. We've got nee one to fear and a naa its an obvious thing to say if the draws kind we can go far.

I don't sit easy with the amount of red on our strip if it's their current corporate logo. It's like a mackem spunking on your lasses tits.

Marc Ziegler the German keeper went on to win trophies for Borussia Dortmund too. Forgot all about him till someone mentioned the fact we had a German keeper once. (he never played a competitive game like) The Dutch keeper as well Karelse forgot he existed.

Can totally empathise with you, hope things improve.

Took the nephews last year, its good for kids under 12 I'd say, older kids would find it boring. Plenty to keep them entertained though.

I feel toonman is one of the worst worthwhile posters on the board.

I've been all over Europe watching England and the toon at grounds like San Memes, Phillips Stadion, Ajax Arena, Heysel (forget what they call it now), Ibrox, Wembley, Millennium, Old Trafford, Anfield you name it, and straight up the loudest roar I ever heard from the opposition fans was at Blundell Park. I'm not saying it for effect. It was the season before we went up, and it was a cavernous little ground, the away end dangerously full. We were giving Grimsby fans pelters before the game kicked off they must've been sick as fuck, the game kicked off and "YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHIN SING WHEN YOU'RE FISHIN, YOU ONLY...." then 25 seconds gone RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Grimsby fucking scored, a mackem too Clive Mendonca, we went quite as mice and I'll never forget that roar. Has to be something to do with the stands like cos I couldn't get my head round how 11,000 could make that noise.

Aston Villa 0 Swansea 0 Blackburn 3 Stoke 1 QPR 1 Norwich 1 Wolves 1 Chelsea 2 Fulham 1 Arsenal 2 Spurs 2 West Brom 0 Wigan 1 Snderland 1 Man City 3 Liverpool 0 Everton 1 Bolton 0 Newcastle 2 Man Utd 1

Thanks mate. Hardly had nee sleep in last 48 hours like, eyes look like Dev Alahan patches underneath.

Two of the best games I've ever seen over the last few days. I was on Hamilton too, but the best game I've seen for years was Wade against the John Part which went to sudden death. On a Hamilton/Wade double for 120.

If dad related hope the news is all good. It's not mate, it's far far from over, but been a traumatic time.

It's not a suit it's a Cashmere coat mate. Well 20% cashmere, rest is wool. It was £220, me sister bought me it for christmas, she's stinking rich now living in leafy Oxted. She asked me what I wanted and I said a Danny Dyer cashmere. She came back with exactly what I wanted to a t. Nar mate but that's something else all together. My gaffa who brought me to the company I work for now, was sacked on December the 19th. I'm in exactly the same position Nobby found himself in when Dalglish was sacked. I've been assured my job is safe, because me revenue has been good lately. Feel for Dave though the poor cunt, his kidneys fucked, his wifes always ill, and his kids are too, and he's behind with his mortgage payments, and he was a buffer for me from aal the shite. Haha pleased you said Steve rather than Lee. For fuck sake, how many pics do yee stick up like? Every time Wacky's on he rips you for it.