Tom

At least if he’s on photoshop his sister gets a break.

Listening to a bit Devin Townsend. He’s a mad genius.

The weird thing is about energy drinks brands is that do really need another? Red Bull have been around for 30+ years and they absolutely dominate the market. Fair enough there was a blind spot for Goths and Gamers but then Monster came along. Who is rich energy aimed at? What’s different about it? Why do they only have £500 whilst Red Bull have tens of billions?

POPCORN.GIF

I would if I were him.

It’s shame for the smaller clubs who rely on the income.

I hope he’s bought himself appropriate parking time. A fine could leave a serious dent in his £500

Brookwell because he’s from someone else’s youth system and I know his 2nd cousin

There’s only one buyer in 13 years to display serious intent and match the price. I find it hard to believe that people are suddenly forming a queue.

Niiiiice

....I fucking hate some of our fans man

Longelo & Toure look canny tbh. Niall Brookwell signed at the end of July as well, I’d expect him to be straight in the team.

There’s actually nothing there though. I took the dog to Roker beach, which is absolutely beautiful, but the drive to get there takes you through the city centre & it’s like something out of Mad Max - apart from the Kwik Fit, which in fairness they didn’t have in mad max. Nice one Sunlan, nychee one

Imagine toontastic ladies night, we’d have to ask Cath to check her shifts

Aye, he’s been trying to crawl his way in through the entire take over processes. Weekly YouTubes with Tag Heuer twitter “experts” talking about it. They absolutely had their trousers pulled down tbh. Then they had a “ladies night”

I’d be grateful if you wouldn’t speak to our wealthy benefactor in that manner. Carl, please make your way to the drawing room where we will take tea and talk about the seasonal lagers.

Chopra doesn’t even know what horse to bet on the little wanker.

They bought all their players with blood money. Until another club is allowed to do it, it doesn’t count.

There’s no luck involved. Just Qatar cheating.

You know your joke is bad when fish is telling you off

Some of the most transparent people out there.

“Spare change please, spare change please” - Nah, you’ll only spend it on drugs marra - “actually I’m saving up for a football club”

Personally I think the horse got what was coming.

Your crack is tragically shit mind.

If only Ant hadn’t sold all your details to rogue tradesmen this could have all been avoided.