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Game over before lunch on day 4

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Wissa transformed our attack when he came on mind. Constantly on the shoulder of their last man. Wouldn't be surprised to see a shake up in formation to get Nick providing through balls for him before long

Just the £300m on Isak, Ekitike and Wirtz to add to Salah, Gakpo and Szoboszlai up front, and he's moaning that they haven't got a Jacob Murphy I wish a journalist would have to balls to ask him why they signed Isak when most of his goals were supplied from the right wing at NUFC, and yet Salah prefers to cut in and shoot. You would think Liverpool had done a modicum of research before dropping a club record bid on a player.

This is horrific. Kevin Hart reading deadpan from the autocue whilst Lauryn Hill raps to a room full of confused old white men On a completely unrelated note, I see that Ronaldo's rape accuser has withdrawn her court case. A month after Ronaldo met Trump in Saudi Arabia. Following years where he hasn't been to the states for fear of being arrested and leaving FIFA in an awkward situation trying to figure out how to get their poster child to play at the World Cup. A cynic might think she's either been bunged a fortune or told it might not turn out to well for her if she continued the court case....

Can't say I'm looking forward to the derby. Sunderland are a bunch of spoilers who try to hit you on the break. Exactly the sort of team we've been poor against this season

Aye, it's about this time of year things went tits up 2 seasons ago. Get it wrong and we are out of the LC, out of the CL and falling behind the top 5

Just been successful for Palace. First one of the season

Definitely should have saved it with 2 keepers on the pitch!

That goal was tough to watch. You would be bollocking your Sunday league defender for standing off and watching someone have that much time on the ball unchallenged. It's been a weird season. We've spent megabucks on the squad, yet the likes of Ramsey and Elanga have contributed the sum total of fuck all so far this season. Ps. I rescind what I said about Ramsdale. I reckon Pope gets closer to both of those shots tonight

Not sure that's a penalty mind

That's awful Murphy

Time to take Joe off

Battered them for 35mins. Need a goal to make it count. They aren't going to sit back for the full 90

What a fucking shit free kick

Surely that's a penalty on Tino?

A new stadium is the only chance I'll get to actually watch us play football regularly without having to beg, borrow and steal from mates or hit refresh on the website 4000 times a day. I completely get why people are impatient. This carrot has been dangled for 3 years now

Hesgeth is back-pedalling furiously. He was full of bravado last week that he had blown up drug runners and then finished them off.

What was clear from the Summer was that we wanted an upgrade on Pope. You don't chuck £30+ at the youngest GK in the league to play second fiddle. We were also in for the young Spanish lad that ended up at Barcelona. Pope might be the best shot stopper Howe has ever worked with, but a blind man on a galloping horse can see his passing is amongst the worst in the league and he's prone to stupid mistakes. When we couldn't get Trafford we moved on to Ramsdale, who we have been consistently linked with for a couple of seasons. I think we've paid a few million for a loan fee which isn't pocket change. Stands to reason that he was brought in as at least competition for Pope if not as his short term replacement

Might as well have stuck with Dubravka as a backup with that logic. If Ramsdale is felt to be better for the team then I don't care whether we own him or whether he's on loan. The best player should start.

4pts off a CL spot currently and the AFCON coming at a bad time for a lot of teams.

If that's not spot fixing by Paqueta then I don't know what is

Aye, pretty sure "acts of war" aren't permitted domestically. Unless you live in China, Russia or North Korea. Which, let's be honest, America isn't far behind politically these days.