Kid Dynamite

He had dental surgery a week ago according to the Guardian. Wonder if he's ended up with sepsis

Not normal for a for bloke his age to be admitted to hospital mind. He must be pretty poorly! Hopefully he's just vommed so much he just needs a bit of IVT

March 8th you say...

If Everton hold on for a draw against Forest, and we beat ManUtd/Palace then we go 3rd. Big IF obvs

On the contrary. He's looked a damn sight more lively than Wilson when coming off the bench this season.

Palace and Everton wins today please

He's getting a bit old for this game now, surely?

We've already got a 3rd choice striker! We need a new 2nd choice striker!

He's peaked this season. And him signing back on probably ends any chance Liverpool had of bidding silly money for Salah

That's a proper Marmaris market NUFC top

Onana dropping a howler after Matic said he was crap

Wha did he say? Mad that one was given and the one Villa just did wasn't!

The manliest tariffs you ever seen

3-0 up and coasting. There will never be a better game to give Osula 30mins

Mad rule that he can finish the game after getting a knock to the head, but isn't allowed to start the next game 5 days later

Over to us

VVD getting sent for a taxi there

Everyone was waxing lyrical about NFTs making them a fortune. Until they weren't. Some divvy is sitting with a £1m JPEG of a chimpanzee in a sailor hat.

People waxing lyrical cos Villa have won 7 in a row. Forest aside, they've played a load of shite. 4 of those were cup games against lower/lesser league teams.

Win our next 2 and we are 1 point behind them.

Aye, win our 2 games in hand and there's probably only Villa realistically challenging us for a top 6 finish

Howe has signed 22 players since he came to the club. The only real flop is Ashby. But you've got to speculate to accumulate when you buy kids. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/eddie-howe/spielertransfers/trainer/10976/plus/0/galerie/0?station_id=342157

I only predicted the NUFC results. The site auto predicted the rest. And aye, that's never gonna happen.

I mean that theory works for Sheffield United voting with NUFC in favour of allowing loans between clubs under the same ownership. But we all know why other Saudi's aren't going to vote against MBS/PIF. But American owned Villa voted FOR changes to the associated part sponsorship rules, which Arsenal, Liverpool etc were dead against, just 6 months ago. So your theory is demonstrably untrue