Kid Dynamite

We have the two fastest wingers in the league and a slow striker who likes to drop deep to receive the ball to feet. It's not quite clicking up front for us atm, but big Nick needs to be higher up the pitch to benefit from Gordon and Elanga's strengths. Not a criticism of him as he's been mint so far this season, but sometimes our wingers are the furthest man up the pitch and end up with no options.

That's like saying we spent £40m on Ramsey who is a downgrade on Bruno. Murphy is 31 this season and his output last season was an anomaly compared with the rest of his career. Elanga was bought as a long term replacement and needs more than 2 months of football to learn Howe's methods and build up a bit of form.

And that's exactly why he's been sacked twice in quick succession. Going all out attack for 90mins might be great in the A league or the SPL, but it took him to 17th with Spurs and he's left Forest in 18th . Ange barely won the worst Europa League final in living memory against the worst Man Utd side in living memory but he somehow has the ego of Pep. He's also a tit with anyone that dares ask him a question. I'm glad he's been found out tbh

Miley is miles ahead of Willock now btw. He looked good when he came on and got the assist. I'd start him against Benfica

Who is this divvy?

Our entire front 6 played two internationals in midweek. Probably daft not to start with some of Barnes, Murphy, Miley, Ramsey, Willock et al

Murphy needs to start the next league game. Early days for Elanga, but he's been the least impressive of our summer signings so far.

Meh. Only lost 3 in the league, all by a single goal. Won in the EFL cup, won our last CL game. It's not terminal, we are just a little inconsistent atm.

They seem to have found a half decent team out of expensive mercenaries no one has heard of. Shame

Poor first half. Better second half. 2 shit goals to concede

We are fucking jinxed today

This cunts got the hex on us

Mad that we nearly ended up with Sesko over Woltemessi

Gordon has remembered how to skin a fullback at least!

Why do we always manage to make Welbeck and Brighton look like world beaters ffs

It was a mental decision to sack Nuno after the season they just had. Who in their right mind is going to want the job now?

Given we are chucking out new clothing with this badge stitched on, surely the new crest just needs to revert to this?

Ivan Toney and Mason Greenwood are probably our 2nd and 3rd best strikers.

What a pass that was from our Korean maestro!

Blood which players? I'm not sure how playing Watkins against San Marino is going to tell you anything when we can watch him playing against Liverpool, Man City etc every weekend

Kane gets unnecessary stick imo. One of the best 3 strikers in the world atm and he gets stick off his own fans cos he doesn't bench himself to give one of his much shitter understudies a chance. Fuck that. Jordan Henderson, on the other hand, is robbing Adam Wharton of a World Cup spot.

U21s are on Sky Sports tonight

He also did this album cover in his early days

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