Kid Dynamite

The Maths is simple. Win our last 4 games and we finish 2nd.

Fuck City. Win tomorrow and we are 2 points behind Arsenal and still have them to play!

I see Harry Kane has effectively won his first trophy today (unless Bayern lose their last 2 games 14-0)

It's going to look more like this apparently If they slapped an old NUFC crest on this they would sell 100,000 of the fuckers!

Aye. He's basically confirmed that Wilson is here for the next 4 games and "let's see" beyond that. Which, as anyone with kids knows, means "not happening"

The local election results make for miserable reading. We might be banking on the Lib Dem's being the alternative vote at the next GE at this rate.

Spurs vs Man Utd final then. Battle of the shittest

Yamal nearly scoring the goal of the season there. Better than Messi was at 17

Drop words like "Skibbidy Rizla" and "Sigma" into the conversation.

That Kravistchella (sic) bloke is some player mind

It was an FA cup game they lost at the weekend

This is worse than Keith's story FFS

Glad to see Villa put in their season best performance against us to *checks notes* bolster their 7th place position and get into the Conference League

One thing for certain is that Callum Wilson is NOT a mix up option. He struggles to even hold the ball up when he comes on as a sub these days.

The club readily admit that if you apply for every home game you will win 2-3 on average. Your best bet is to refresh the website every day for a fortnight and hope you're fastest finger first on a spare appearing. Which is mental

Adidas training kit releases must be into double figures by now!

20 English teams they have links too, and the Mackems aren't one of them

Kanye having another normal one I see

Anderson must be worth £35m+ after the season he's had. As opposed to £15m and a 3rd choice keeper. They got a steal

Aye, your paying for a newer room with a telly and nicer food essentially

Private care is all good and well if you want a boob job or you want to jump the queue for a dermatology appointment. But they're all run by NHS doctors on their days off. If you're genuinely fucked and need round the clock care then you're better off in an NHS hospital with every specialty working 24/7 and an intensive care unit next door if the shit hits the fan

I'd still take Kulisevski

2 former NUFC players ffs!

1 pt from the last 4 games

Not to stir the pot, but the "safe spaces" argument is bollocks imo. If a male rapist wants to rape a woman, he doesn't have to dress like a woman to get in the ladies toilets. Trans women have been using female spaces for years and if there had been a increase in attacks on CIS women by trans women, you can rest assured the Daily Mail and GB News would have made it front page news for fucking weeks and JK Rowlings head would have exploded. Also, lasses toilets are all cubicals anyway. I don't see a song and dance about trans men wanting to get a peek at loads of cocks at the urinals.