Kid Dynamite

He's getting a bit old for this game now, surely?

We've already got a 3rd choice striker! We need a new 2nd choice striker!

He's peaked this season. And him signing back on probably ends any chance Liverpool had of bidding silly money for Salah

That's a proper Marmaris market NUFC top

Onana dropping a howler after Matic said he was crap

Wha did he say? Mad that one was given and the one Villa just did wasn't!

The manliest tariffs you ever seen

3-0 up and coasting. There will never be a better game to give Osula 30mins

Mad rule that he can finish the game after getting a knock to the head, but isn't allowed to start the next game 5 days later

Over to us

VVD getting sent for a taxi there

Everyone was waxing lyrical about NFTs making them a fortune. Until they weren't. Some divvy is sitting with a £1m JPEG of a chimpanzee in a sailor hat.

People waxing lyrical cos Villa have won 7 in a row. Forest aside, they've played a load of shite. 4 of those were cup games against lower/lesser league teams.

Win our next 2 and we are 1 point behind them.

Aye, win our 2 games in hand and there's probably only Villa realistically challenging us for a top 6 finish

Howe has signed 22 players since he came to the club. The only real flop is Ashby. But you've got to speculate to accumulate when you buy kids. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/eddie-howe/spielertransfers/trainer/10976/plus/0/galerie/0?station_id=342157

I only predicted the NUFC results. The site auto predicted the rest. And aye, that's never gonna happen.

I mean that theory works for Sheffield United voting with NUFC in favour of allowing loans between clubs under the same ownership. But we all know why other Saudi's aren't going to vote against MBS/PIF. But American owned Villa voted FOR changes to the associated part sponsorship rules, which Arsenal, Liverpool etc were dead against, just 6 months ago. So your theory is demonstrably untrue

Nintendo were due to start taking pre-orders for the Switch2 this week in the US. They've cancelled their plans as Trump has added on a 24% tariff to Japanese goods, which will end up just been added to the RRP in the US. How is this supposed to be beneficial for Americans?

Bournemouth, Palace, Ipswich and Fulham aren't going to be voting for rule changes that keep Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal at the top of the table, just because their owners happen to be the same nationality

Rob Lee and Warren Barton are the guests on the latest Adopted Geordies podcast. It was a canny listen

Cabaye looked good in a shit team. He lasted 2 years at PSG before he ended up at Palace. Tonali would get in most midfields in the world

Aye

There's a ticket available for tomorrow if anyone needs one