Kid Dynamite

Best bench we've had for a while. Havertz up front for them. He's shite, but I expect Odegaard and Saka to cause us problems

All on the same day. I can only presume it's a planned strategy to appeal to the RW loons

She just wants a seat on the grift gravy train. Her political career is in the bin so she needs to pay her mortgage. Same as Joey Barton, Nigel Farage, Bev Turner, Katie Hopkins, Matt le Tissier.

Watched the first episode of Breathless last night. It was ok. I found the whole "but its government guidance" a bit overplayed. Whitty et al seemed to be doing their best in the first few weeks when the evidence base was changing literally daily. Glad Boris got roasted for bragging about shaking hands in hospitals though. The fucking idiot

Champions league and Adidas money should cover that?

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/dani-alves-jailed-sexual-assault-barcelona-nightclub-brazil-b1140805.html?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1708595003

Didn't Pep call Phillips fat and bench him for 2 years? Also, we aren't "done"'with Ashworth. He's done with us. There's a difference

Got "disaster" written all over this

Aye. If we knack Isak with 100mins then we have no strikers for the rest of the season. I'm also not expecting Willock to have any sort of impact on the first team for the next 3 or 4 games given he's missed the last 18

Scousers ✅

Just checked. Since Bruce left in November 2011 (just over 12 years ago), if you include caretaker managers, they've had 24 managers https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sunderland_A.F.C._managers

14 PERMANENT! managers in 10 years 🤯 That's got to be a record in professional football, surely?

I love how he's gone from "did a canny job at Brighton" to "best DOF in world football" because Man Utd are after him

Fat women ✅

Imagine thinking that policy is worth boasting about ffs. What a set of ghouls. "Good enough to wipe our arses, but leave your brown kids at home please"

I'd love us to announce a new DOF next week, with a footnote to thank Ashworth for his time at the club and that he will be free to move on once his contract is up in 2026

Contracts work both ways Danny boy Thats pissed right on the Mancs chips https://www.redcafe.net/threads/dan-ashworth-newcastle-dof.478683/page-14

8pts off the top now. Shame for him as thes having a cracking season

He got no "push" off the ground for the dive and was caught flat footed. He should have been on his toes and ready for the shot, but effectively just lay down to his right trying to save it (rather than diving)

Just watching MOTD. How the fuck did Forest not get a penalty for this? VAR looked at it and said the ref was right not to award it

Aye, Bruno, Joe, Tonali, Willock, Miley and Longstaff is good midfield depth in a normal season. However, we do need: 1 - An upgrade on Burn/Targett at LB if Hall is going back to Chelsea 2 - Another CB if Lascelles doesn't sign a new contract 3 - A replacement for Miggy 4/5 - A 3rd striker. And a replacement for Wilson if he leaves. We played 3 different wingers up front today and none of them looked like a striker