Kid Dynamite

Hunt has the added bonus of the being the first of the bunch to call Boris for what he is

Tonight's the night

He wants to get on with important jobs like taxing on electric vehicles properly...

Boris -" The first lesson for the Pincher affair is for me to be less optimistic about peoples abilities to change"

Get Sky News on. He's getting fucking hammered by the liaison committee whilst the resignations go up by the minute

Add Richie, Hendrick, Manquillo and M.Longstaff to that list. Not sure why we are keeping Lascelles and selling Fede?

Here comes Luke to piss on everyone's chips https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/07/05/newcastle-frustrated-moussa-diaby-price-supporter-excitement/?utm_content=football&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1657028106

I assume Broja on loan with an obligation to buy would be our preferred striker target if we drop £40mil+ on Diaby. Wonder if another CM would be pushed back to January? Maybe a pre contract agreement with Tielemans?

Being named on Twitter as an Arsenal player

Lives in Barnet so chance to be an Arsenal or Spurs player

Struggling to find this on their twitter feed so I would take it with a pinch of salt!

If we work on the basis of 2 players for every position (and a 3rd GK) then: GK Pope/Dubravka/Gillespie RB Trippier/Krafth LB Targett/Dummet CB Botman/Fede Schar/Burn CM Bruno/Joelinton Willock/Longstaff ??? Wingers ASM/Almiron Fraser/??? CF Wilson/Wood ??? Which means the following players are going to struggle for game time/a squad number Darlow Clarke Lascelles Lewis Manquillo Murphy Shelvey Richie M.Longstaff Hendrick Gayle Thats a shitload of players to move on. Lascelles, Shelvey, Murphy might be lucky enough to sneak in if we don't sign 2 or 3 more players

Lingard is 29 going on 14 with his TikTok videos and fake American accent. It's a pass from me

This was the source btw. https://www.goal.com/en/news/depay-pay-cut-barcelona-la-liga-salary-cap/43n2djdy8n9k18v2ja50t3b25

It'll be mental if he gets a fine for having a takeaway and all hell breaks loose when we can't go 7 days without a cabinet member or Tory MP committing a crime atm!

No chance we are paying that for players. Apparently Trippier, Shelvey and Wood are our top earners on £90/100k pw. I know we we were desperate for a striker in January but Wood has been our biggest transfer misstep so far if that figure is true!

Its relative though. He'd be a big upgrade on Almiron/Murphy. Arguably the most important upgrade we need in the team (as long as Wilson stays fit)

Robbing the tax payer. You must be proud 👍

A few of my mates worked at the CLS training ground in the 90s. They reckon Derek was was caught shagging a female club employee over the treatment table

Other reports say he's on £4.3mil a season/£82k pw...

There is a diagnostic code for Compulsive Sexual Behavior Disorder in the ICD-11, which I assume he is now claiming he suffers from. But there's a big difference between feeling the urge to do something, and actually doing it/breaking the law.

He posted this the same day...

Are those the "edgy" fellas that burned a million quid? That was daft

That's what I used to do a few seasons ago. NZ premier league pass, £10pm for every game. That was back in the days of free vpn's though. A lot of companies now make you pay for subscription using a card based in that country