Kid Dynamite

I only been to Kings Cross once and fuck me its a shit hole. Im so glad I dont live anywhere near London

Gazza had more chances and help by the time he was 40 than most people have in 5 lifetimes. Anyone that thinks they can 'cure' his problems now are dreaming tbh. Theres only one person that can help him and thats himself. Unfortunately that takes more than the 3 neurones he currently possesses. Sad but true

He was that ace to start with he was never going to live up to the hype. A hatrick in his champions league debut, unstoppable in euro 2004. If he was that good at 17/18 I thought he would be better than Maradona by the age of 21!!!

One of Modric, Arshavin or Diego would be good for a start. I dont think I can handle Geremi being our main creative force for much longer!

Bobby would shit on the top 5 still today! Hes had more seasons in the champions league than the top 5 put together! Likewise Keegan, closest any english manager has come to winning the league. Yet perennial bottom half finishers like curbishley and bruce are put in. What a shite article.

Is anyone else hoping we buy a few players who are good NOW . . . . rather than ones that might be good in a few years?

Yeah I heard it, they must be planning to replace the pitch. Id be up for it for a proper game, wouldnt be shelling out 70 notes for a friendly kick about though

I saw Henry for Arsenal against Leeds at Elland Road a few years back and he was just immense. Every time he got the ball he looked like he was going to score, the Leeds defenders were running round in circles and falling over themselves trying to stop him.

TBH its bullshit that selling Robert and Bellamy fucked us. Judging on their form since they left 4 seasons ago we sold them at exactly the right time!

Nah I checked, craig was on here at the time

TBH its a fine line between enjoying life and eating shite every day, and getting so fat your lass wants to fuck someone else! Im far from fat but im no greek god either, if I put on a few pounds I go for a run, its not rocket science.

He fucked up 3 times!!! Missed the ball totally with a kick, jumped under the ball when he tried to head it and then threw it straight to geremi 20 yards out. Better teams could have been 3 nil up. He should be dropped like a bird with the clap imo!!!

Bad craic, the drugs dont work!

Has it got a different name? I saw a poster for some kiddies movie in the gate and the robot in it was a total rip off of Jonny 5!

Spill the beans then!

Mac and me. Surpasses ET on every level tbh

Without meaning to sound like a cunt, are you sure you did 57mph? Ive been karting a few times and the ones ive been on all top out at about 30mph. I would imagine crashing into a tyre wall at 60mph would be good for some internal injuries!

Strange, probably the hardest game of the season to get tickets for. I assume they have a limit on the number they sell per person

My team won the league cup yesterday. Worst conditions ive ever played in and the match should never have gone ahead but we came from behind twice to win 3-2. League rules state all Semis and Finals must have 2 FA linesman and a ref and once they had turned up for their money they werent leaving without playing the match! 2 of our players had to be replaced through hypothermia in the 2nd half!

Tbh id pay a decent foreign CB £52k to come in and do a decent job. Taylor is worth maybe half that at the very most

Wheres the rumours been like? Havent heard this one for months

I dont remember saying it was fucknuts

Did well in the end, for all his dominance I was starting to think the Danish bloke was going to take him the distance. As with Haye, Khan has the chance to be the best boxer int he world in his weight class

Rico in 2 worst threads of the day shocker!

Doyle and Kitson are hardly the most fucking lethal strike force in the country. Hes played reserve team football every week for 2 years, he knows how to kick a ball. He looked like he had parkinsons he was that shaky yesterday. Agree or not, I dont care, Imo Taylor is the better player.