Kid Dynamite

What the fuck is he paying for that for!!! He just needs to get himself to tiger tiger and he could have 100 fit lasses wanting to fuck his brains out for his bank balance alone!

Deco came closest to scoring twice in the first half

all severely overated lolz Hindsight-tastic, but still. Probably speaks volumes about Taylor's potential (or lack thereof) if J69 rates him now. See I got those spot on then! Still think Raul and Ibrahimovic are overrated though

Tesco didnt even have the game in the shelf as its only selling strictly to over 18s. Just been online with a few of my mates playing Cops N Crooks (or whatever its called). So funny having 3 of your mates hanging out the back of your car trying to kill someone

Rachel Bilson from the OC

Asda - £37 Popped down Tesco this morning and got mine. Takes about an hour to get all the tutorial shit out the way. Canny so far though

Top 3 should be Hooray for petite brunettes!!! (Just dont tell my tall blonde girlfriend)

Of course it was a history rewrite. It's funny with the recent Avram Grant thing too. When you initially had Chelsea 'fans' singing "you don't know what you're doing" the press didn't pick up on it (much). Now, they've decided to get their teeth into him it gets more publicity. Unfotunately though, despite the general consensus on here, I think most people lap up what they print. You have a short memory. Coming homw from Wigan away on Boxing Day i dont think there was a single fan on my bus who didnt want FS sacked there and then. I honestly think we would have been relegated by now if FS had stayed and im more than happy for the press to claim the fans got him sacked. Its nothing less than he deserved!

Of course it was a history rewrite. It's funny with the recent Avram Grant thing too. When you initially had Chelsea 'fans' singing "you don't know what you're doing" the press didn't pick up on it (much). Now, they've decided to get their teeth into him it gets more publicity. Unfotunately though, despite the general consensus on here, I think most people lap up what they print. You have a short memory. Coming homw from Wigan away on Boxing Day i dont think there was a single fan on my bus who didnt want FS sacked there and then. I honestly think we would have been relegated by now if FS had stayed and im more than happy for the press to claim the fans got him sacked. Its nothing less than he deserved!

As ive said many times before, hes easily in the top 3 CBs in his age in the league. And he supports the club! So why the fuck people get on his back is beyond me! I dont recall Terry, Ferdinand, Campbell or anyone else being particularly brilliant at 21.

Tomorrow I will mostly be buying GTA IV on the 360

The top 4s performances in the CL are no reflection of the Premiership though. Managers jobs can ride on how early you go out of the CL these days so they are going to go in making sure they concede no goals first and foremost. Arsenal vs Liverpool the other week was hardly boring though was it

I would expect better from you Alex!

Tbh I think they were much of a muchness. That one only happened last week and hes been given a 6 month ban already!

I understand perfectly your tenuous attempt to prove me wrong in a poor stab at humour or oneupmanship. However, it doesnt make my original point any less valid. You can twist the semantics of the line any way you like, its quite obvious to anyone reading it what it means. Do you not understand that, in saying that, you're conceding that it is at least open to an alternative interpretation? The problem is I imagine you don't. I haven't made a joke of it either thus far btw so I don't know why you seem to think that. I gave the exact primary dictionary definition of the word 'over' in the only dictionary I had to hand, but that wasn't good enough for you. If you want to argue against a dictionary definition then fair enough. Ok, il be sure to take my throws like you say from now on. I hope no birds are flying directly above me at the time!

If I was telling my mate about my daughter who broke her spine and was lucky to be still walking I would hope my friend would be on my side rather than the insurance companies

Did anyone else think Dunne was like 31 or 32? Hes definately worth buying at 28 and could forge a decent partnership with taylor

good buy imo , kev obv wants to work with him again aswell so that says alot also . edgar may turn out alright , but id never want to see him and tayls together for a few seasons yet . Edgar is not going to make it imo. I wasnt impressed a fortnight ago and I was even less impressed on Saturday. If Modric really was paraded round the training ground and gave us his word then hes a mercenary cunt for going back on his word! His comments in the paper suggest the deal was done without his knowledge though by his agent and former club who were just out for as much as they could get. If thats the case then he still needs a good hiding for being a soft cunt and letting other people make his decisions for him behind his back. I havent been this disappointed in missing out on a player for years. I really hope he has a nightmare at spurs and when Berbatov fucks off they have no-one to score goals for them anymore

I understand perfectly your tenuous attempt to prove me wrong in a poor stab at humour or oneupmanship. However, it doesnt make my original point any less valid. You can twist the semantics of the line any way you like, its quite obvious to anyone reading it what it means.

Well unfortunately our least cloggish like player, Robbie Dale, had an absolute shitter and should have been hauled off at half time

Just found out nationwide charge £600 in taxes with your first months mortgage payment too!!! Coupled with plummeting house prices and the probability that il be in negative equity for the next 5 years things are looking great

Every man and his dog knows that 'over his head' doesnt mean 'on top of his head' though, youre just being a pain in the arse 'over' in this case means not hoying it past your lug hole or under your legs. It means both arms have got to come back over your head in front of you again. You cant possibly tell me that since the invention of the throw every player in every league in the world has been breaking the rules and no-one has picked up on it or changed the law?

Bad Religion - Suffer & No Control

Im sure half of these missions are planned in chicken cottage next to the irish centre. Every time I go in there every one goes silent. Its like walking into the slaughtered lamb!

Nice place Lanchester. My house buying is fucking dragging out! Solicitors are so slow. Im going to have my financial advisors balls when the sale is complete too. The cunt used my debit card details to sign me up for life insurance and building insurance without asking me! He obviously gets a comission so I cancelled both and found 2 others for half the price. Hes getting reported to the FSA first day in the house