Kid Dynamite

Theyve been shitter than shit for 3 of those though

Hel disappear into obscurity. Hes another Dean Richards man, one half decent season and his agents hawking him about for as much money as he can get

You cant blame the lad. When inferior players are being paid twice as much id want a slice of the action too

£7mil for Milner and £8mil for Emre I bought Cisse for newcastle on PES yesterday and hes ace!!! He might be canny if he gets a starting place. Cant help but think if we sign another striker though that Martins will be on his way

Not quite sure where this opinion that Dunne is class came from like? Hes consistently average. Last year it was Ben Haim who was the world beater, then it was Abdoulaye Faye. I agree Taylor is on a par with any of them

I always cringe when I hear people call us the barcodes

Our keeper scored an almost identical goal in our cup final this season. It had snowed all afternoon and every ball had stuck in the mud/snow. He launched it from his own box and it hit the only hard spot on the entire pitch and bounced straight over the keepers head. Bastard took my nailed on goal of the season award with that!

Better than the no trick pony that is damien duff

Trunking?

This. Is this the new 'tbh'?

Who the fuck am I meant to support? I was going for Spain but then realised Enrique wasnt int he squad. Could go for Turkey but Emre hasnt exactly endeared himself to me recently. Same with Rozenhal and the Czech Republic. And as far as I can remember they are our only representatives at the tournament? I was trying to find out the groups on the BBC website the other day and they didnt even have a section on it yet Nowt like taking the pet cos we arent in it!

Serious Question. Do they do a Student season ticket? I know they did a student half season ticket. Theres no way I can afford £500 now on top of a mortgage

What she was doing out at 11.20pm is by the by tbh SO. The police car was doing well over the speed limit without its lights on coming over a blind curve at the top of a hill. He should be put away but you know he wont be. The police will close ranks.

Still, nice of you to spoil everyones fun though!

A hammer blow Im sure hel survive the devastation like!

Should be sacked. Its not like hes Zidane, wel manage. Why should we continue to make him a millionaire. He hasnt just cracked someone, hes behaved like an animal, straddling someone and punching them 20 times. CCTV proved it was unprovoked. The people on here should be ashamed for defending him, there is no excuse for his actions

If we were willing to drop nearly £20mil on Modric I dont know why we arent in for Arshavin tying up a deal now before the mad rush over the summer

And Joe Jordan for Pompey what a joke!

I think that champagne will be out of date by now!!!

As most people know, I own Streetfighter 2 and 3 and can quite categorically state that ken and ryu do not wear white or black football boots

I actually hope thats true!!! It would be nice to have an owner who wanted to get the wage structure sorted out. Owen should be thankful to be on £80k a week!!! 120k is taking the piss

Did anyone get a screen capture

The monkey with the tin opener is my favourite

Not a picture but funny nontheless

Either that or the gear box would just drop out of the arse of the car!