Kid Dynamite

If he does sign he'll probably break his leg at Euro 2008. So true! Yes agreed. QFT! hmmm remember when we signed hotshot Guivarch Aye I was delighted when he went not just for being shit neither, me dad has the most annoying habit ever in life in that he deliberately gets players names wrong, and he knows it pisses me off, he used to call him "Gurridge" it used to drive me up the wall. A better example of someone coming after a championships is Albert. Your dad obviously sussed early on it doesnt take much to wind you up

The majority were under 18 tbh. Same lot that turn up for the carling cup 3rd round and pre season friendlies. All their experience of being a football fan has come from green street and football factory

"Cloggers" is the sort of description I'd expect to hear from someone who's never seen a game outside the Premier League. As opposed to me whos seen probably five times as many arngrove, unibond and N.Conference games than premier league games? The majority of unibond and n.conference teams are made up of players who failed at academys or lower league clubs, usually because they were too slow or not skillful enough.

Nice of him to say that considering he was vilifies most of the time he was here!

Anyone go last night? On that showing we wont be keeping any of our reserves at the end of their contracts, they were more than matched by a team of cloggers who were nearly just relegated from the northern conference. They ended up scraping a win on penalties. Good atmosphere last night though, right up until blyth scored anyway and all the 14 year olds fron newbiggin hall started to get a bit nasty. Taking their tops off and hoying bottles into the blyth supporters. Plebs

And how exactly are you meant to have the ball behind AND over your head on the point of delivery?

I'm not saying the rule is applied to the absolute letter, but on the construction that I highlighted, it does prohibit bringing the ball down in front of you before releasing-which was your original question. No it doesnt. . . pedants withstanding

The reason I know the rule was because I was told it whilst doing my referees course which was part of the level 2 coaching qualification. And no amount of WUMs can tell me otherwise 'The ball must go behind and over the head' is quite plain to understand for anyone with a basic grasp of english. If you have to release the ball whilst it is still behind your head then how the fuck are you meant to propel it forward. Give the man u game tonight a watch to confirm and I will be waiting for your apologies after wards. thankyou and goodnight!

Not that vague tbh. Both hands have to go behind your head and back over again. Your as bad as him man!!!

I did!

The standard throw, teammate is 6 yards in front and he knocks it back to you. Every fucking time we do it he gives a foul throw!

The gay twat sould have just smacked her in the face and nicked off in the end though

Does anyone on here who plays XI a side get really fucked off by a refs inability to know what a legal throw in is? The rules are both hands have to go behind the head and back over the head. Yet every time you bend in the middle or throw it at the floor he blows his whistle saying you brought your hands too far forward!!!! You could bring them down to your fucking ankles if you wanted and its still a perfectly good throw!!!!!!!!!!! CUNT

Geremi needs replacing. I watched Bullard play for Fulham last week and every cross and corner he put in beat the first man. Its incomprehensible that a man who trains every day of the week for the last 10 years has not yet learnt to lift a ball over the first man

He didnt beat Rocky though did he!

Good luck with that one then!!!

Son of Rambow, Fucking Ace!!! I think it helped that its set around the same time I was kid but I could identify with so many different things in it. Really good British film, just a shame so much of the humour is english so it wont reach the wider audience it deserves

Ive been to hundreds of toon games over the years but by a strange twist of fate this is my first derby match!!! Cannae wait

Four Year Strong. Just got tickets to go see them at the academy. Also going to see Crime In Stereo at Trillians, Free Show!!!!

Stevie lived in London FFS! Hel be on his way to the pub after about 76mins of the game. Propaaa Geordie

The bloke behind me has the broadest mackem accent I have ever fucking heard!!! Hes a nasaly, whining, ralph lauren wearing racist cunt too. I hope he gets mistaken for a sunderland fan and gets a good hiding.

I dont know if someone has already said this, but if they are only questioning you they dont need to arrest you at all. Id be wary of letting them arrest and bail me for anything as its half way to being charged for it!!!

I said all along its not the poles, asians, africans you want to worry about. Its the 15 year old monsters from benwell and fenham that stab people for fun and have 4 kids by the age of 20.

I know The left photo is just her with a normal amount of makeup on rather than the 3 inches of clown slap she usually comes out in