Kid Dynamite

Im honestly mortified

In my (weak) defence, we are nearly 2 decades on and times have moved on slightly 🤦🏻‍♂️

OMG 🤯 Many apologies for the dickhead I once was. I assume that was meant to be humorous rather than a slur

He was shite here. Didn't see this one coming 18 years ago Surprised we weren't after him instead of Paul Mitchell, who appears to have fallen out with people left, right and centre since he came in here

The FIFA style of just picking 6 attacking players across the middle and up front not quite working out

He's a Mackem Joe Hart. Robbing a living at international level

Cleverley isn't exactly a vote for change. He's got the stink from the last regime all over him

Smart TVs are a waste of time. They give up with the updates eventually and they become clunky AF. They also do nothing a sky box or fire stick can't do these days

My Brother in Law spent a fortune on a 4k projector. I honestly can't tell the difference compared with my £400 1080p telly. Save your cash CT!

7 games into the season and we are already onto our 2nd international break ffs

That was a long shit!

No idea, but he's 21 and scored 4 in 7 for a shite Ipswich side. He cost them £15m + add ons in the Summer

The suggestion seems to be that this new stadium is going to largely use the additional capacity for corporate boxes and expensive seats for day trippers, rather than just adding an extra 30k seats to meet the demand for locals wanting season tickets. If that's the case I'd rather just continue not get tickets at our current ground than in a new one

Bore off man. It wasn't funny last year. It's just fucking annoying now

In hindsight, Liam Delap as our 3rd choice striker would have been a better choice than Osula!

Joined a gym as I'm 42 with the back of a 62 year old. Been about 10 years since I went to a gym regularly and the change in clientele is mental. Full of young lasses in tiny outfits videoing themselves, and young lads looking ripped to bits when I was drinking hooch in a park at their age

When I watch those videos I can't help but thinking...leave the forces and get a job at home so you don't break your kids heart every time you fuck off for 6 months

The difference being we've been awful for the last 70mins of every game bar City and Everton. Tonali coming in has calmed the midfield down and Isak may actually see some service once he's fit

Aye. A penalty and a one-on-one with Isak and we'd have been 2-0 up

On a positive note we've only lost 1 all season. Get Wilson and Isak back and fit and buy a FUCKING RW in January and we will be alright

This has been fucking awful

Schoolboy finish by Almiron ffs

Everton have been awful. We are going to struggle for top 4/6 this season if this is how we play against relegation fodder

Gordon LW/ Osula CF > Joelinton LW/ Gordon CF