Kid Dynamite

https://x.com/Nozza_/status/1860245762132578438 Niche reference

I see Conor McGregor has been found guilty in a civil trial of sexual assault. His 6th similar allegation in recent years iirc. He admitted during the trial that he often books hotels to sleep with random women on a weekend. Which makes it all the more bizarre that his Mrs was hanging off his arm to and from court every day. Short odds for this guy ending up dead or in jail in the not too distant future

Another hat-trick for Kane tonight. Just the 80 goals for club and country since he moved to Bayern 18 months ago. Mental that people reckon he shouldn't be starting for England

My understanding of the assisted dying bull is it's so narrow it's not going to make much difference. You need to be close to death, have a terminal illness, have capacity to choose to die and be signed off by a number of Doctors. Its not like they're going to be emptying the care homes anytime soon

Rodri is out for the season, KDB is off to the MLS, Gundogan is a shadow of his former self... I wouldn't rule out a bid going in for Bruno

Sweden are also winning 6-0, Isak has no assists or goals and has missed a penalty

Isak just had a goal ruled out for offside because VAR didn't realise the pass went to Gyokeres https://x.com/agbnufc_/status/1858974004595617845

The bairn wants one of these for Xmas. £60 for an 8 year olds keeper top https://m.jdsports.co.uk/product/pink-adidas-newcastle-united-2425-long-sleeve-gk-shirt-junior/19633174/?cm_mmc=googleshop-_-google-_-shopping-_-pla&istCompanyId=9c5cf6f7-3142-4f9f-be57-2fce9c67adfd&istFeedId=014e8b49-620d-4e56-9e87-79529c403af2&istItemId=mqqtqqxlq&istBid=t&applink=1&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADqUegfu-_NzXEiPM1Ulw9rYAVfx2&gclid=Cj0KCQiAi_G5BhDXARIsAN5SX7pegYMnFwhm6psqycuamvvHvXhQWRnZodI3hzaC2wQ-k5RLuUNQ5RYaArChEALw_wcB Got her one off DHgate for a tenner

https://shop.newcastleunited.com/collections/new-kids-24-25-away-kit

Some sexy drill tops in the club shop

Speaking of old gigs, I found a music paper from 1990 in a charity shop on Saturday. Remember what gig prices used to be like!

Hmm. It is a slight worry that Musk is probably going to spend the next 4 years designing twitter algorithms to get the Reform party into power

That shit goes cold and soggy within 5mins of it being made too 🤮

Paul was pulling his punches from the 3rd round on tbf. The first 2 rounds were reasonably competitive, then it was just a sparring match with Tyson stood flat footed whilst Paul did his best not to knock him out

Rico Lewis, the right footed right back starting at left back 👌🏼

Turns out it all stemmed from a parody post anyway!

Lauren Boebert, who got removed from a cinema for getting fingered. is now the education secretary. This is getting beyond parody now

Lionesses on Paramount+ is an easy watch

I had to double check this wasn't a parody post Fucking DOGE man. These blokes are treating this entire Presidency like one big meme

The last couple of games have been his best since the season we finished 4th. Hopefully he can kick on this season

Tino called up to the England squad to replace TAA. James Trafford called up to replace Ramsdale suggesting Pope is somehow now 5th choice behind a championship GK

Scud?

I feel a bit like Partridge now