Kid Dynamite

I bet the club wishes it had pushed the boat out for Jonathan David now

I wouldn't entertain anything until Sesko and Wissa have signed. After that, are there any Liverpool players we can take in part ex? Harvey Elliott or Curtis Jones + £100m?

Miley is going to be a unit in a couple of years. Hunted Martinelli down there

Getting mullered by a 15 year old here

RUDDY HELL

Groin strain apparently. Better than a fucked knee

Hard lines Osula

Not sure why Jason Manford is commentating

Given Murphy was one of the best RW in the league last season, no one is going to be a massive upgrade on him. But Elanga is younger and has a higher potential ceiling, yes.

That squad makes for worrying reading mind. We are an injury to a CF, GK, CB or CM away from playing Willock, Lascelles , Dubravka or a kid from the reserves for the rest of the season.

£48m total package apparently which is a slight profit

Depends if they genuinely told him he could leave this Summer

Joao Felix being sold to Saudi for the same price he cost Chelsea, despite being shite for them

Chevalier, the young keeper we've been linked with is off to PSG apparently. With Donarumma possibly off the Man Utd

So Chelsea nick Delap and Pedro off us and we buy the hopeless player they want rid of? I fucking hope not

I mean it could be a case of them asking for £40m for the last forntight and us doing our usual trick of offering £25m, £30m, £31m, £32m.... and Brentford saying "fuck you, we're keeping him".

Brentford have decided Wissa isn't for sale

He's 22 tbf. And he's scored 39 goals in 2 Bundesliga seasons.

SSN reporting Wissa is rejoining Brentford training

Nunez and Diaz both missing from the Liverpool squad today. £120m into the coffers if those two go.

"Could", because we've made zero use of being PIF owned so far (in regards to fiddling transfers and sponsors)

I wouldn't read into that too much. The press are trying to get a quote out of him and he's trying to choose his words carefully off the cuff.

Dubravka on his way to join the squad now after we fucked up the Trafford deal. He must feel pretty used by the club over the past 12months tbf

Arsenal have Gyokores City have Haaland and Marmoush Liverpool have Ekitike and are after Isak Cheslea have Pedro and Delap Bayern have Kane Real have Mbappe Barca have Lewandoski We've got to hope that Man Utd, PSG or Spurs don't come in for Sesko.