Kid Dynamite

Bunch of freeloading cunts https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/dec/29/uk-ministers-asked-to-explain-fourth-delay-to-covid-wine-cellar-report

Another month of defeats and I reckon your success rate in the ballot will shoot up

Ten Haag for the chop?

How do you spend £1,000,000,000 on transfers in 2 season and end up with Chelsea's starting XI? Half of them are on 8 year deals too

Booing your manager at his first game is good going even for the Mackems. Bruce, Carver and Kinnear got a few months grace before the fans got fed up here

Silent Night Christmas theme is tenuous. Fairly standard John Woo revenge fare, but watchable for 90mins

Did you miss the Bournemouth and Everton games?

Top 4 is a big ask, but Chelsea and Man Utd are so shit that 6th place is achievable if we pull our finger out. That 2nd goal by Milan that we weren't bothered about as it meant we could focus on the league cup and finishing top 4 rather than the Europa League, is suddenly looking like a daft goal to concede...

That was fucking awful. And we've strung a few together now. It's easy when you're winning, but the players need to sort it out before we end up with the season ended by January

What a shite couple of weeks this has been. Nearly as bad as Sunderland's new manager bounce

That line was wonky AF

A team of has been and never weres, in the relegation zone and outplaying us ffs. I hope Eddie gives them a rocket otherwise we are sleepwalking to another away loss

Tino unlucky to be benched

Villa have been robbed tbf

You can add about 8mph off a 3 pin plug in a wall socket if needed. 100miles charge plugged in overnight

Star league, Gold league and Blue league. Who came up with this convoluted shite?

It's all over twitter that that was related to someone trying to burgle his house while he was away.

I know all of that. I just like pointing out when Fish makes a mistake

We can agree that you're wrong. He played well for 5 games. Bruno and Joelinton saved us from relegation

He missed the last 15 PL games man

Finished it last week. Was disappointed when I moved onto Kevin Bridges audiobook and it's delivered in wooden as fuck fashion compared to Partridge's!

I've still got 2 days of saving lives left unfortunately. Saving twice as many atm due to the Jnr Dr strike too. Got 5 days off over Xmas though 👌🏼

As someone pointed out earlier, Trippier played 5 & 1/2 PL games for us before breaking his foot in early February. He didn't save us from relegation. He's been cracking for us, but let's judge him on his actual achievements rather than made up ones