ChezGiven

Another damaged child from Teeside's murky past.

When i was sinlge a few years back a mate's lass tried to set me up with her mate who was 6'7. I met her when we were all out one night, she was good looking and decent to talk to but all i could think of when talking to her was 'i could lick you oot standing up'. Not a good sign.

If Nolan scores, Pardew doesn't.

Am hoping Pardew will have the lads right up for this one. Not sure his line about everyone needing to step up their game because the big man is absent will work twice in a row but he will be using his best motivational techniques tonight. Odds on Best to score first?

You went there on holiday?

Die Hard Top Gun Dirty Dancing

Just apps that arent apple approved. Fuck all point imo. Apple don't give the App Store developers access to all the phones functionality, so stuff like improved SMS apps and Wi-Fi/3G/Bluetooth quick toggles can only be done on jailbroken phones. If you're not interested in any of that then there is fuck all point, but there are a few canny JB apps out there that make the phone better to use imo - Google BiteSMS and LockInfo for 2 good examples. Am more concerned about its performance on high-powered apps like the video camera and its editing tool. The best thing about them for me is airtunes. Great at partys with the DJAY app. You know, all the big lush stuff the OS is meant to do. Am pretty sure Apple use's the people who work on JB as an unofficial developer community. Most of their ideas seem to eventually migrate over to the official OS.

If you weren't so nails, i'd call you gay.

Where will Nolan play?!! As i said the other day, Ben Arfa being bought means Jonas down the pecking order.

Good lass. Used the "pipe down" phrase on our lass last night ( after a few beers). She wasn't impressed. You shouldn't do that to your lass ffs. Pipe down is the nearest thing you can get to "fuckin shut up you total nobhead" without swearing. Hence why I say it to you a lot.

One more signing. Probably Bentley but hopefully Keane and no-one to leave.

Just apps that arent apple approved. Fuck all point imo.

Reckon he will start with Shola and Best up top and use Lovenkrands as the sub. If we score first, we'll win. Not seen them in recent weeks though so not seen the quality of their re-surgence.

Good in the air? He puts the ball on peoples heads from the wing position you thick cunt. Nae need at all for that. Say sorry.

I went back today, i said last night to wor lass there is a choice to be made in January. I've got a shed load of work to do this year and you can either jump back in feet first or try and shy away from the work for a few days. If you shy away, it makes it worse for me so am trying to get back into things. Spent all morning on a complex stats model for the Aussies and its blown the cobwebs away. Had the least drunken christmas and NYE since i was about 14 years old so not tired or recovering from a massive NYE shovel session. Was a quite depressing being back here as i miss Newcastle / Britain and its always at its most acute after christmas. Planning a trip back for a match asap. Spurs i reckon. Am also seriously toying with the idea of getting a slanket. If you can get away with it in North Shields, it'll be positively manly purchase in Paris. In a concerned mood w.r.t that.

You sound like a hormonal middle-aged bird (and not for the first time either).

Defintely management material in tems of how he speaks intelligently and calmly in front a TV camera. Try and do that and be eloquent yourself, you'd soon sound like Oba Martins on a crack comedown. If it wasnt for his violent actions it wouldnt even be under discussion. I guess a prison sentence is going to put off quite a lot of employers though.

I wouldnt say his positional ability was a weakness. He does tend to defend knocked ball past him quite a bit as thats what wingers do. I agree about the question on his tackling. Simpson managed it and if he had never played there you'd say the same of him.

Dont think there is anything in the Bridge story but could Enrique become a Centre half one day? Pace and strength in abundance, comfortable on the ball, a decent height. Questions on his aerial ability, marking at corners etc. Right physique? That love affair with Jonas out left will come to end, sooner or later. You'd have to assume that Jonas will be out of the first team when Ben Arfa is back. I'm quite looking forward to see how Enrique and Ben Arfa link up on the left. Think there'll be some nice little passing and touches on show. They looked a bit hesitant together there against Stoke but it would be exciting if those two could build up an understanding.

Dont think there is anything in the Bridge story but could Enrique become a Centre half one day? Pace and strength in abundance, comfortable on the ball, a decent height. Questions on his aerial ability, marking at corners etc. Right physique? That love affair with Jonas out left will come to end, sooner or later. You'd have to assume that Jonas will be out of the first team when Ben Arfa is back.

Was anyone lucky enough to be on the job with the missus at the time? Always thought it'd be class to shag through an earthquake.

German producer, dont know much else about him. Good album.

It was CT that wanted 'fanny' added to the poll I remembered someone had.