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Why? Is fuckin Mourinho coming like?

Who scored? been waiting 20 minutes for a fuckin Windows update on laotop

If he'd been looking for a way out for a while he's undoubtedly the luckiest bastard under the sun...how often does your dream job come up with a pay rise just when your scanning thev"situations vacant" column?

Your women folk are utterly beautiful. Thankyou please

Email that to Quinny, I expect he'd like it

"Zut alors!! Allez encoulez Putin de nouveau chateau!!"

5th where we ended up, it's certainly not an ambition...

If it was till May then someone like this came in I don't really see the problem tbh.. http://www.insidefutbol.com/2014/12/31/do-you-really-think-christophe-galtier-would-leave-for-newcastle-saint-etienne-president/180322/?

Charnley and Carr will make a short list for Ashley to peruse. And if we beat Burnley and Leicester Ashley will appoint Carver whether he appears on the short list or not. I'm willing to give him a chance tbh, no many outside the club knows the first thing about his coaching ability.

Bournemouth are financed by Russian moneyand Eddie Howe came through the youth team there . The Russian money got him back home a lot quicker than not liking pies or whippets tbh Hes one of the most significant figures in the clubs history. He'll leave to go to spurs or west ham eventually.

I actually like Pulis, think he's a good character. Not keen on his football though. Thing is at West Brom it's "transfers by committee" too...not many clubs where it's not tbh.

He was offered the job before Keegan took it. I'd imagine he'd look at the budget and laugh his little cockney cock off anyway. As a manager he's the antithesis of what is required under Ashley, although he's decent enough ability wise.

Chucking 43 million at the club help any? Bournemouth are pretty traditional rivals (obviously not strictly local) of Brentford, they've very often been in the same division over the last half century and it's just over an hour up the m3. Eddie Howe is getting all the plaudits there but he couldn't do fuck all without the budget that the local Oligarch is chucking his way. Neither set of fans can believe what's happening at these clubs, but it's chiefly down to money. No real harm in a two year deal for someone like Rosler though iyam. The risks aren't sky high, and it can be reviewed in May.

Tbh I'd rather have someone a bit left field like Rosler and let him give it a go till the end of the season. If we keep Sissoko (big if) and bob along in mid table it might give him something to build on next season. Oh and at least the quarter finals of the cup or he's a fritzy Hun sausage sucking Bosch bastard, obviously

Would be a classic Ashley appointment though, out of work, never likely to get a job at a bigger club, no real experience at this level.....he only got the job at Wigan precisely because Brentford were going well, but that might have more to do with the amount of money that had started going in there via their city boy owner.

That alone should rule Bruce out of it. We got 3 points more than Villa

Good week for the fat fuck, 3 mill sat on his arse in Barbados....Brentford are in a playoff spot in the championship, the owner seems too good to be true...43 mill it's cost him so far.... http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/brentford-owner-matthew-benham-every-championship-club-wants-to-get-into-the-premier-league-and-we-are-no-different-9336176.html

Ashley's at it already in dear auld Glesga...not even January for 26 hours http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30631805

Karanka's wiki: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aitor_Karanka 350 la liga appearances, almost 100 for Real Madrid, 1 cap for Spain. 3 years coaching Spain u16s and 3as assistant at Real Madrid. Well am impressed, How much will Gibbo be paying him?....

Where does this perception that the relatively faceless coaching staff are fuckin useless come from?..... It's all a bit "guilty by association" iyam. Sir Bobby appointed Carver too. Was he useless then? He's a bit of an aggressive fucker, I'll give you that, he told a lad I know that he didn't want to talk to him very bluntly indeed in a hotel foyer in Kharkiv last year. But does that make him a bad coach? Was Carver playing Moussa wide instead of through the middle? Does ex England player Stone just put the cones out? Is Mourihno shit bacause he was never paid to play the game? Sir Bob made a coach out of him too. Seeing as we've whinged bitched and moaned to get Pardew out I think they deserve our full and unreserved support until they can they can be assessed one way or the other.

No they fuckin haven't Sky trying to make themselves appear "in the loop" after spending yesterday completely out of it. I heard Neil Ashton of the Daily mail earlier, he appears to be getting the inside track probably from Pardew himself or his agent and not giving sky as much as a nibble. Possibly.....

Am not sure if we have either. Were ninth but I think Sissoko Is off next month. But if Fatem turns up at training next week and hasn't overdone the festive dates...

"Pardew stopped being a yes-man in the end. He accepted defeat and fled" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11317458/Mike-Ashley-has-left-Newcastle-stagnant-and-stained-with-his-greedy-ownership-who-would-want-the-job-now.html

Will Ashley pay compo to Hull whilst he can get Curbishley for nowt?...