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Divorce number 4 coming up

Shes posher than the fuckin queen that one

I love the old Football Manager squad when they strike up, the indignant protests of the terminally entitled….anyway…. 1. Theres very likely moderate to large issues behind the scenes due to the frankly clumsy arrival of a new DoF 2. The squad is undoubtedly a bit stale with some players still involved who Rafa bought and who played in the championship 3. A lot of these and fringe players have the power of decent and relatively long term contracts meaning they’re hanging around like a bad smell 4. PSR has our financial hands tied tightly round our backs 5. Our best players aren’t for whatever reason playing at their best, mostly due to fitness issues as far as I can make out. Our best players are also, even when fully fit, prone to inconsistency. 6. In spite of all this, If we’d taken the chances we’d created in the games v Everton and Brighton we’d have won both and have been on 17 points level with Villa in fourth. Am sure that doesn’t console many on here because we didn’t win either, and the reasons we didn’t win are largely due to points 1-5. Am not sure whether this squad and manager are likely to get themselves out of this trough. We’re still owned by people with no track record in football ownership and after their frankly miraculous start they’re maybe wondering what their next move is now we’ve hit a bit of an impasse. I look at Villa, they’re owned by V sports group, who own a share in a number of clubs. They’ve fucked up a bit (appointing Gerrard and Smith eg) but they’re going great now. Bournemouth look a really well run club too, they’re owned by people with experience in running sports clubs too. Am not sure as it stands we can say NUFC are particularly well run and that’s from top to bottom. Do PiF know what is required? The sad loss of Darren Eales won’t help that either. In view of all that I think we’re right to be a bit concerned. There’s lots of issues and they’re unlikely to be all ironed out in January or possibly even next summer. The structure looks right on paper but it’s stopped working to the benefit of the team on the pitch. But, as I’ve said, we still did enough to win the last two games. So cheer up ya miserable fuckers 😜

I thought Murphy was shite yesterday? Make your minds up ffs

I saw the cunt … when he was skidding into the rear section of my car😆… he was going too fast and he hadn’t seen me creep out… anyway, am not taking lessons from Ford drivers on a fucking thing 😀🖕🏼

Tbf, ref correctly gave a yellow then @sammynb’s mate Jarrod Gillette told him to look again…

They were 40+ yards from goal and they were basically level when the foul was committed… I’d be fucking fuming if it was given against us…

Didn’t see much of it tbh, see car thread…

Saliba sent off for Arsenal for “denying a goal scoring opportunity”… at the edge of the centre circle…. 😏

Yeah… police were nearby as someone had been run over and there were road closures, this is why there was queueing traffic.. then whilst we’re waiting for ambulance (kid is ok thank fuck) another motorcycle goes into the back of a car further down the road towards the road closure 😞

Am 55 on Friday and today is the first time I’ve been involved in a traffic accident of any kind… a kid kit me on his motorcycle at about 20 mph as I was creeping across the middle of the road turning right… he’d come up on the right hand side of a stationary queue of traffic…

Sorry to hear about your mate @Monkeys Fist If I was to say generally most on here were born between the mid 60s and the mid 80s the predominant voices in society we heard were from 4 tv channels and half a dozen tabloids. Maybe your favourite bands had influence. The proliferation of bad actors enabled by THE FUCKING INTERNET nowadays has completely changed how a huge amount of people understand the world and how it works. Propagandists are now beamed straight into our homes whereas before you had to physically leave to house to buy Rupert fuckin Murdoch’s bullshit. That’s why everyone’s parents think Farage has a point if you as me

Some parts of that are accurate.. I’ll let you guess which.. After his abysmal spell in the NE he returned to Bournemouth and ended up in local non league…having apparently no discernible talent he ended up driving a van delivering car parts, a job recently vacated by my mate who I played Sunday football with. Some of his old work colleagues asked if he fancied a 5 a side v them and I was drafted in… I knew WF was going to be there and the cunt only turned up in an actual WBA tracksuit, the fuckin smug wanker So I decided I was going to leave my mark on him as I was almost a decade younger than him…that would’ve been easy if he hadn’t proved be be as elusive as Steve Bruce’s tactical brain… couldn’t get near the fucker, and he barley moved from about a 8 yard radius of the the centre circle, even when we broke on them… so it was obvious what I was up to and when I got close on one of their other players he swung an elbow and caught me, as we used to say “square in the fuckin puss”… I then decided that discretion would be a better tactic for myself as one of my teammates grabbed the fucker by the scruff of the neck

Names?…

This doesn’t look good…one of the biggest non league clubs in Britain…

Yes, I meant Chris Needham

Yeah but they’re colonials…wallaby husbandry and mullet care are further up the curriculum than basic French

From this playlist… you’re all welcome

Am properly going to have to check Al Needham out… I take it was supposed to be a spoof sort of thing? Anyway… this morning you can have this..I’ve just driven into Weymouth listening to it and I was so distracted I nearly crashed the van