Monkeys Fist

Bets are now open on who will get a brief to the wedding/evening show. Congratulations Stevie you big fat racialist.

Prince Buster, brown bread at 78. I think this is one of his finest moments, so eloquently expressing a feeling most of us have had

3-0 away win.

I'll sell you it for £50

They're too busy licking each other's necrotising anal fistulas.

Roll up roll up. Get your predictions in.... once HF adds in a poll as I'm on my phone and can't suss it out NUFC to Score 0 - StoneColdStephenIreland, TheGingerQuiff, Kitman, barnabox 1 - wykikitoon, Dr Gloom, Kevin Carr's Gloves, The Fish, strawb, Rayvin, Happy Face, @yourservice, Dougle, LooneyToony 2 - ewerk, Howay, trophyshy, zico martin, David Kelly, OTF, McFaul , Renton, MiddleAgeCool, ChezGiven, Jintsay, Ant, scoobos, ohhh_yeah 3 - Tom, Andrew, tooner, Monkeys Fist 4+ - Christmas Tree NUFC to Concede 0 - wykikitoon, StoneColdStephenIreland, Tom, Kevin Carr's Gloves, The Fish, trophyshy, zico martin, Happy Face, OTF, McFaul , Jintsay, Monkeys Fist, Dougle, scoobos 1 - ewerk, Andrew, Howay, Dr Gloom, strawb, Rayvin, tooner, MiddleAgeCool, ChezGiven, Christmas Tree , Ant, LooneyToony, ohhh_yeah 2 - TheGingerQuiff, Kitman, David Kelly, Renton, barnabox 3 - @yourservice

" Packet of Polos please" "That'll be 45p Mr. Ewerk" *hands over £50.

Was that a used Greggs bag he also put in there?

Also, since we're on about Star Wars birds and whatnot, check this out Parky. Proof or what, eh ? Eh? ( of what, I don't know, but still.....).

Just needs a gravy stained Mackem top covered in sausage roll pastry flakes.

Did Jabba get his freak on with Leia? If this isn't a shot of post coital bliss/disgust from the happy couple, I don't know what is? Something, something, misogyny, something, something, Jedi tits.....

There's certain products to help with that

He's just told you- Blerbs.

He'll be excluded then ( his grandpappy and your grandpappy might've been neighbours ).

It's shit like this that stops nurse ladies being trained

WWII movie, scene V Pilot of B-29 Bockscar- " Base, we have released Fat Man. We have released Fat Man." Base- " BAMFU FTM MLF"

So's he.

Reported.

4% isn't vast.

She's in mine

My first car was a Mini. Imagine driving on a motorway in a roller skate with a roof. I also managed to 720 it down Matthew Bank, and stay in lane

There's a revelation.

It's my 18th wedding anniversary, therefore she-who-should-be-sectioned has requested her favourite. Rib-eye steak, garlic butter prawns, green beans with lemon, and some recently dug up Pink Fir Apple spuds. Not exactly adventurous but fecking lovely. I've said next year I get to choose - aye, right