Monkeys Fist

Scooters Greatest Blue Monkey Mixes on the stereo

So, that old peach about keepers being the oddballs, slightly unhinged and that. Fist Jnr. Aye.

Ant on his way to work this morning.

Sitting in my brand spanking new van, blasting the A/C out. Nipples like chapel hat pegs

I'm sweating like Johnson in a youth club here, like. Doesn't help that the building I'm hanging off is white. Still, beats freezing me nads off.

Couldn't afford the briefs.

Raging Bull holds up pretty well for an 80s movie.

That's the spirit.

Pfft, we can just apply for an EU grant to help fund it. Oh......

Imagine Monkeys Heed being your messiah.

They'd all gone out to laugh at his frozen grapes.

That's your post-weekend-on-the-piss-with-Irish shakes, man.

There's some interesting opinion on page 38.

I joined the dots on the Vatican pic.

Are we looking at the bloke popping a zit in the top pic, or the statue with an rpg slung over its shoulder in the lower pic?

Within hours of the end of it. There's more than a whiff of suspicion about the whole thing, and the arrest of 1/3 of the judiciary is not how a dictator cements his authority..... Oh nooo no no, not at all.

Aye, rest in peace gents.

@@Park Life, what do you reckon to this? Gülen suggesting the coup was staged by Erdogan. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/16/fethullah-gulen-turkey-coup-erdogan 2,700 judges arrested in the aftermath. I think Gülen may be on to something

Aaand, here's how I know you're lying.

Hippo Heeds architects have released plans for a new wing he's adding to Casa St.James, funded by the extra wedge he'll pocket by dumping the Tramps, to be styled and named in honour of his latest former employers

I thought you'd be too busy trying to "catch them all!" to post here?