Monkeys Fist

Fingers crossed for him

Couldn't find lube, used lard instead. Btw, "Marra-etta"

Blue Panda Pop on the sideboard

"Hey Babe, fancy coming over for Kodi and Duck Pizza?"

Vote Sexwale. FIFA needs Sexwale.

Ffs! You'll be posting Star Wars spoilers next man.

You prefer to Netflix and chill with the kids?

Happy Birthday Youth

recorded it

Now you mention it Alex, I don't think he has

Bitch slapped by Bitchtits.

At gunpoint?

Gary Speed- when he first arrived he got fucking pelters off everyone. Turned out to be not half bad

How has it taken this long before we've had Dick Advocaat? Amateurs, the lot of you

" 2 black Sambucas and a Purple Aki, please"

And, to answer this, no. This is a whole new level of Bushpiggery.

Typo? Because, let's be generous here, the Ginger Ninja was obviously typing out his preference list one- handed.

Alan Gowling- not that he was a bad player, but he wasn't Supermac, who was sold by King of Cunts, Gordon Lee. Mini Fist was devastated

Will the helmet not clash with your lumbersexual beard, though?

Yup.

i'd imagine he won't be touching the sides... "She was a great colleague and a good friend. She leaves a massive big hole.” http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/tributes-paid-north-east-television-10608453#ICID=FB-Chron-main

And nor could I do many of the jobs others on here do…. but I do have a fucking wicked job