Monkeys Fist

Are the servant quarters affected by the flies,or are they too far from the reception wing?

It's like Terry Gilliam was his speechwriter. ( tune is the opening bar of Don't Leave Me This Way, the Communards version )

Oof

It's mocking him from beyond the grave.

Please let that be real. Edit: seems it is. https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCDanielS/status/752531868252303364

Salsa dip.

Pub night, is it?

Shut your mouth.

If Jimbo invites you round for chilli, say you're busy. Just saying.

Aye, of all the words to describe the shitshow of the past few weeks, on both sides, Unity definitely isn't one I would use.

48, slap head. Close enough.

This was the opening salvo from The Seagulls. They are out to get you.

No, you fat Mackem tool

Cheers gents. As a mature gentleman, I am currently Lego Hulk to Fist Jnr's Lego Ironman. Randomly sourced lady bump pics are a welcome diversion from such cerebral pursuits

No no no no no no no no no no no There's no limits.

Hands? Soft shite, we used cricket balls and our teeth. Those were the days. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Was wondering why you ( presumably) had the nippers arse out, then realised- seasoning.

"The baby". Stevie 2

Any clips of Löw having a commiseratory sniff of his knob cheese?

Mag cunt, surely?