Monkeys Fist

Some boy, wor Lee. Carver couldn't smile like Klopp even he scored for a hummer off a gypo lass at the Town Moor, due to the inescapable fact that he has a face like a hippo's cunt.

Just let yourself loose on the sprouts on Christmas Day.

Ah, the 70s

Seems apt.

Clearly footballing Royalty deserve no one less than The King.

I'll ignore your "live, as it happens" mental breakdown and post a BBC article to back up your previous, well thought out point. Tottenham Hotspur 4-1 West Ham United http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34824958 They reference the player by name 7 times. Once as "Harry Kane" ( which, after all, is his name) Six times as "Kane".

Statutory Maternity Leave.

The beach on Iwo Jima that US forces landed on in WW2 is now 17m above sea level, thanks to the huge magma chamber beneath the island, which is going to go boom sometime soon It tops the list of "Most Dangerous Volcanoes". http://www.manchesterconfidential.co.uk/news/manchester-academic-identifies-top-10-most-dangerous-volcanoes ( thankfully, Weetslade Pit Heap isn't on it)

Keep trying HMHM.

This might explain his performances over the past 9 months.

I blame the Islams.

Ffs

Not like you Stevie to classify people according to physical characteristics, mind Not that she's ginger anyway, but it's hard to tell before someone's 13th birthday Now then, now then.

That you on the left?

Chinese Mouslim

http://youtu.be/gErxw9iwAz0

I ran orienteering club ( in truth, I fucking hated orienteering. It's just cross-country but even more cuntish)

That's my older brother. Very un-munchkin now.

More retards- Berryhill Crag, near Ford 1984. Age 15 *note the genuine tie-dyed black jeans, black mohair jumper and Ex-Army store net scarf- sartorial perfection In Crackpot Cave. Yorkshire, 1981 age 12 Outside Ye Olde Shoppes, 1970, aged 2/3 The lad on the left of this pic is also the lad on the left of the pic at Berryhill Also, look at the prices in the shop window.