Monkeys Fist

@Howmanheyman, fucking amateur, eh?

They never learn, do they? Musk takes over successful businesses and then fucks them up , not the other way round

So, what you’re saying is that you like a bit of cock now and again?

All the DALFs. Distinctly Average Lads Fans.

It’s as rancid as the accent

Addendum- Just had a proper road rager follow me in to an industrial estate and jump out for a rant whilst I was waiting at a barrier The prick was angry that I pulled out instead of smashing in to the back of a slow moving wagon or something- couldn’t really understand his Yam Yam accent. Funny as fuck tbh, the more angry he got, the more I laughed in his face, which got him wound up to the point of offering me a bout of fisticuffs I don’t know if was me tapping my monkey wrench on the dashboard, or asking him to hang in while I put my boots on, so I didn’t break my toes on his face, but after I’d got booted and turned back to the window, he’d fucked off. And yes, fucking Wolverhampton!

Quite partial to doing it behind him, though, aye?

TALES FROM THE TRUCK VOL 89. ffs.

I’ve done worse.

Is that you putting a hex on me? I taught my pet frog how to do metalwork last year. I said “ What’s the best way to join metal duct, Pierre?” He said “ Rivet”

Wrong thread mate.

I’m so pleased my kids are older now and I don’t have to sit through The Fucking Nativity! Movies. Two things I learned from the experience; 1-Clenching and grinding your teeth for over an hour is painful. 2- I would happily run Marc Wooten over, then reverse back to do it again.

Where Eagles Dare! It’s got snow, and mountains, and Swiss chalets, and Nazis, and Ingrid Pitt! Merry Christmas! ( I never knew Ingrid was a Holocaust survivor, three years in a camp near Danzig!)

Anyone think there’s something decidedly off about these “masked” and “unmasked” pics of the CEO shooting suspect(s)? Different materials in hoody in the top pics and bottom ones. Different colours of backpack Pockets/ no pockets. The bloke in the bottom pictures has a much wider nose than top boy. I smell a great big, stinking NY rat

Have had my Mrs’ cooking too, like?

He asked to move to LB for his own safety…

I knew a lass called Polly.

It was 47 yrs ago, I was 9.

There was a long-standing and utterly false rumour that she was a trans woman, which never once put me off That Trading Places scene

I reckon I’d disappoint Ruth Wilson much better than Holden would.

I’m usually happy to take one for the team and look up any vile and disgusting subject you lads with a more sensitive search history won’t- but even I have my limits.