Monkeys Fist

Our record win is 13-0 in 1946. But, given how much the game has changed since then, we should probably temper our predictions accordingly. 16-0. Hat trick for everyone. ‘Appen.

They all sound the same…

Look up posts by an old member called Wolfy- it’s a wild ride

The lads were just after a pint in the Black and White bar.

There’s already a minor celebrity working at my place, tbh. Clue- Newcastle Panto.

Hurley was old enough to have heard first hand tales of Sunderland’s record victory against us, in 1908… … when we won the title, again. RIP MLF MARRA! and of course

The bacterium/algae mutants shall inherit the earth. Wykiki will be utterly disgusted at the lazy bacterium just hitching a ride inside the algae.

@Andrew realising he doesn’t have to do the match threads… … because we’ve been turboshite

Aye, well. Thats that then.

Tiddy Tat?

Baaaallz

Manure losing 1-2

You sure that’s Ian Abraham’s? Looks like Peter White to me.

There’s more than a passing resemblance between Big J and Morpheus in the Matrix, imo, both of whom will fuck you up if you’re a cheeky albino chancer.

If it keeps him at the Theatre of Prawns, I’m not against it.

This is one of the reasons I can’t wait for BUJ7 to get back in the side. Any fucker dishing out this kind of nonsense would find themselves on the end of a perfectly executed Brazilian reducer, licketty feckin split.

God, I hope not.

We’ve all been there …

Yikes.

I call the little rat’s cock transport planner at work “Pumpkin” when he’s having a mare, because I know it instaboils his piss.

These are averages though- if you factor in the first blushes of romance and the related shagathons, then the “ go to the bathroom and DIY” when said partner can’t be arsed towards the end of the marriages, three seems about right. You’re making the assumption it’s always with a woman, Vincent Vanilla. Even if you massage the figures , you’re in your Gran for way longer.

Carrying on this fascinating topic… The average marriage/long-term relationship in the Uk lasts 12.9 yrs. If we say that sexy time is three times a week, on average, and that you’re actually inside your partner for 5 minutes each session , on average, that means you’re inside for 15 minutes a week. Over the 12.9 yrs, that’s 10,062 minutes, or 6.98 days. Let’s call it a week that you’re inside your partner in total. The female reproductive system, including ovaries and eggs, is fully formed at 20 weeks in a normal pregnancy, meaning that we are all inside Granny for waaaay longer (20 weeks), than we are inside our chosen partner*